Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast
Oct 26, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 13 segments
The winds of change are blowing in the North Busheltown Woods, but some things are forever! Some rich folks are horning in on Hillbilly Willy's territory and the Cliff and Kendall gang are involved…
Max, I think we're gonna have to
move my grand piano.
Uncle Bo, Lance and I can't move that piano.
It weighs 3,000 pounds.
But I want to look out at the autumn foliage while I pray.
We told you to put it on wheels, but you said that would give you motion sickness.
And besides, it's only autumn foliage in autumn.
Half the year it's going to be boring old green out
there.
Well, never mind then.
I guess I won't get what I want, even though I paid for this house.
Settle down, Uncle Bo.
You know the doctor warned you about that.
It's what led you to having all those hallucinations in the first place.
The ones that got you sent to the...
I know.
They got me sent to the Busseltown Mental Health Facility.
But it was water on the brain that made me see them things.
Once they drained me, everything went back to normal.
I stopped seeing Robert E. Lee in the mirror, and I ain't heard a voice since then.
What about in the bathroom last week? That was a dream I told you about.
It was a nightmare I had after you and Lance made me watch that scary movie about the clown who lives in the sewer.
I don't know why we had to watch that anyway.
I
Max, I think we're gonna have to
move my grand piano.
Uncle Bo, Lance and I can't move that piano.
It weighs 3,000 pounds.
But I want to look out at the autumn foliage while I pray.
We told you to put it on wheels, but you said that would give you motion sickness.
And besides, it's only autumn foliage in autumn.
Half the year it's going to be boring old green out
there.
Well, never mind then.
I guess I won't get what I want, even though I paid for this house.
Settle down, Uncle Bo.
You know the doctor warned you about that.
It's what led you to having all those hallucinations in the first place.
The ones that got you sent to the...
I know.
They got me sent to the Busseltown Mental Health Facility.
But it was water on the brain that made me see them things.
Once they drained me, everything went back to normal.
I stopped seeing Robert E. Lee in the mirror, and I ain't heard a voice since then.
What about in the bathroom last week? That was a dream I told you about.
It was a nightmare I had after you and Lance made me watch that scary movie about the clown who lives in the sewer.
I don't know why we had to watch that anyway.
I
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