Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast
Jul 12, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 16 segments
Cliff and Kendall are wonderfully wet this week as they discuss Washers and Water Parks! Whether you love to slide down a long tube or prefer to soap stuff up, this ep is for you! Also: Momentous new…
Anyway, of course, I knew that you felt it and I'm sure everyone felt it throughout the universe when we shifted over into the new Madonna era for Confessions 2, one of the great albums of all time, one of the great albums of her career.
You know, I struggle with ranking where the albums are because they're great.
I got no problems with them, okay? It's like people trying to rank episodes of our show.
Someday somebody will do that.
They'll do like a 10,000 episode rank.
And they'll say between every other one, well, they basically tie for number one.
But, you know, as someone I saw online put it, this is God-tier Madonna, okay? It's not B-level, it's not A-level.
This is God-tier Madonna album.
She is back, and it is so nice to see some bitches bowing down and paying respect to the queen, Kendall.
And, you know, I've told you this same speech many, many times.
I know you've already heard it.
Three times today.
Yeah.
Well, and that one person, they were asking me where to park, and you came back five minutes later, and I was like, the queen, and it's got 16 tracks.
I tried to warn them.
I tried to warn them.
You could try to warn them in one hand and then shit in the other and see which gets filled up first.
My hands are full.
My hands are full.
What a time to be alive at the dawn of a new Madonna era.
I just feel grateful.
I feel grateful, Kendall.
I'm thankful and grateful.
You're living for love.
That's about it.
Anyway, of course, I knew that you felt it and I'm sure everyone felt it throughout the universe when we shifted over into the new Madonna era for Confessions 2, one of the great albums of all time, one of the great albums of her career.
You know, I struggle with ranking where the albums are because they're great.
I got no problems with them, okay? It's like people trying to rank episodes of our show.
Someday somebody will do that.
They'll do like a 10,000 episode rank.
And they'll say between every other one, well, they basically tie for number one.
But, you know, as someone I saw online put it, this is God-tier Madonna, okay? It's not B-level, it's not A-level.
This is God-tier Madonna album.
She is back, and it is so nice to see some bitches bowing down and paying respect to the queen, Kendall.
And, you know, I've told you this same speech many, many times.
I know you've already heard it.
Three times today.
Yeah.
Well, and that one person, they were asking me where to park, and you came back five minutes later, and I was like, the queen, and it's got 16 tracks.
I tried to warn them.
I tried to warn them.
You could try to warn them in one hand and then shit in the other and see which gets filled up first.
My hands are full.
My hands are full.
What a time to be alive at the dawn of a new Madonna era.
I just feel grateful.
I feel grateful, Kendall.
I'm thankful and grateful.
You're living for love.
That's about it.
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