Trendsetters Issue 127 - Animal House

So, you arrive at the Time Hotel.

Hotel Anachronia.

You get the most amount of time in there for the least amount of time out there.

Mm-hmm.

Every different room can be dialed in any direction, so really it's about what the occupants want in terms of decor, and I get us the exact same one that we were in last session when all the magic was happening.

It's not capsule hotel small, but it's also not big and luxurious.

There's a twin-size bed, a bathroom with sink, shower, toilet, and then like a small kind of living room area with a chaise lounge, a table with one chair, a reading nook set into the wall with a window that looks out into stark white nothingness, And then there's a bunch of decorative bric-a-brac, coat hangers, fake plants, things like that.

Bradford spends an hour or two just wandering around, feeling, trying to get a good layout of the place.

So that way, when he can't look through your eyes, he knows his way around.

Just runs his hands against the walls, then asks you to, like, lead him to areas from different angles to, like, where tables and beds and stuff that would be in the middle of the floor would be.

Just trying to get a good layout so that way he doesn't eat shit banging his shins against the coffee table or whatever.

All right, well, I will, after Bradford is all situated, I will guide him to his furniture of choice, either chair, chaise, or bed.

Honestly, he can literally sit in the air.

He can float.

So if you would prefer to get more comfortable, he's like, no, no, you get comfortable.

I can just do this.

And he just mimes sitting in the air.

Bitch, you think you're so cool, I do the exact same thing.

I'm gonna assume you just did the exact same thing.

I did, in fact, do the exact same thing.

Only I looked a lot better doing it.

I'll have to take your word for it.

Well, now the

furniture's gonna feel bad.

Sitting in the fucking PSO lobby chair.