A Full Life & A Few Zingers

I number one, I have a perimenopause full body itch that's been happening for about five days right now.

That is makes me laugh.

I'm so sorry.

I had a thought last night, like

if they had like like a tube they could put me in that would just alleviate the itching.

And I was just like in a tube.

Why the tube is the answer.

But that's where my head went.

Like, I don't know if it's filled with cream.

Right.

And I'm just shoved into whatever magic cream that stops the itching.

No, it needs to

be like

a brush on the inside.

Yeah,

you sit on a brush suit.

Whatever it is, I want it.

And I want it to come.

I was literally like, I will just have to end talking and seeing people.

Like, it's so annoying.

And like, I feel crazy inside because you're like sitting talking to somebody and you're like, Just scratching the crap.

I have bruises because my nails are so long because it's been five weeks.

Yes.

And so they're like these claws, like eagle claws that I'm just scratching the crap out of my own

skin.