Embark Is Cooking… But What Are They Making? | ARC Raiders Nation Podcast

What is up, my fellow Ark Raiders? I jumped back into the game this week.

You did.

We played with Dutch.

Yeah.

And we got our asses kicked.

It was fantastic.

We got our asses

kicked? I don't remember getting our asses kicked.

Yeah, somebody had to come in and save us.

They did? Yeah, the Good Samaritans.

They showed up, and then that other team was, like, picking fights with us.

That's not what I remember.

I got

downed.

You got downed.

They... corralled them and kept them busy while we resurrected each other and then we dipped you don't remember that happening not like that yo

i'm dead dude

yeah i know

i think i wasted about 12 grenades on that too my friend

I'm clipping that shit.

I honestly don't.

I'm clipping that shit.

I remember you going, oh shit, we're getting shot at.

And I turned around and went the other way.

Because I'm like, I'm not messing with my algorithm like this shit.

No, I shot the shit out

of

that guy.

I downed one of

them.

What are they doing?

I don't know.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

It was on buried city.

Yeah.

I

was worried.

I was killing wasps.

Yeah.

Like we went there for.

Yeah.

I was too.

Yeah.

I know.

I didn't fire the first shot.

It wasn't me.

It wasn't me.

It's so weird.

Cause I, that is not how I remember that happened.

Really? I remember the other guys.

Yeah.

But they had, they had a very cursory interaction with me.

Very hardly any.

Oh, I hung out with them for like four minutes.

What the fuck is going on here? I

don't know, dude.

It's weird.

Let them have it.

Fucking PVPers over

here.

Guys, why are we fighting?

We're

friendlies.

I hear

you.

This bandage.

Oh, that was nice.

Thank you.

We can be the distraction.

If they come to run, we die.

Terrible shot today.

My God.

That's his beat.

Dutch, I'm I'm down, dude.

He's coming.

yeah no like talking to each other i was i was on the other side you just fucked off i was on the other

side of the courtyard i thought you were with no no no

i

was talking

to them too yeah you didn't you didn't stim me you stim some rando no what are they doing i don't know

Oh, no, I resurrected you.

The fuck you did? You got down.

When those guys started PVPing us, because there was two teams, it was me and you, the guys that teamed up with us, and then another team that came in and started shooting at us.

Was I

drinking that night? I don't remember.

How do you not remember that? I don't remember that.

That's crazy.

I really don't.

You're probably right.

I don't know.

But then you

got shot and you got downed.

And I went and ran over there and I got you rezzed up.

Because I was like, hey, let me get my guy.

And then the other guy was like, I've got a defib.

I'll do it.

I'm like, it's cool, man.

It's cool.

I got him.

Because I was already right next to you.

And then I got you up.

And then you dipped.

Maybe that did happen.

I don't know.

Then that team came back again for a second round.

I downed one of those guys.

But then I got downed by his other dude.

And then our friends came over.

Okay, and that was up on the

north side, up by the highway.

Yeah.

I

crawled to

you.

Okay.

I do remember that.

Remember that.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

But I don't remember dying and you having to defib me.

Yeah, three minutes before that.

I

do not remember that.

Whatever.

It's fine.

Not the first time I had to die this week, but we'll get to that later.

Hi, everybody.

What's going on? Yeah, what's up, man?

That's funny that you don't remember that.

Yeah, I don't.

Maybe I'm wrong.

I block out bad

experiences, I guess.

That's why you glaze the game so much.

I don't really know you're bad about the game.

What are you talking about? Die? What? No, not me.

I never die.

No, this game's fantastic.

Get out of here.

10 out of

10.

Let me glaze all over it.

Pay me, Embark, please.

Let me get paid in Krispy Kreme donuts.

There we go.

That's going to be their next collaboration.

It's going to be a Krispy Kreme.

That would be a

good one.

I would love that.

All the glazers can wear

the Krispy Kreme

outfit.

Krispy Kreme outfit.

Yellow and green.

What are you, a fucking glazer? Yeah.

Absolutely.

Cover me in that glaze.

Let's go.

Make it hot.

That hot glaze.

That's so freaking funny, dude.

There's your next collab idea.

There's a Krispy Kreme right down the street.

I'll

take 10% of that collab.

Absolutely.

Go buy a fucking 12-pack of donuts and get yourself a fucking Krispy Kreme.

Watch that

little treadmill.

Hey, man, we got to go to the Krispy Kreme in Buried City.

There's a Krispy Kreme down there.

It's one of those buildings that hasn't been uncovered from the scene yet.

But the treadmill still works.

We just got to get some wires and some gears.

And we got to go in there and we can make that fucking Glazatron donut maker work.

Let's go get the shit.

Community project for Krispy Kreme.

There we go, guys.

Oh, my God.

That's a great idea.

It's a fucking $10 million collaboration

idea.

That's fantastic.

Like, sub, follow.

Do all the YouTube things, guys.

Let's go.

Be like, honest discussions about video

games.

We are nothing but honest.

We're not always right.

We're not always right, but we're always honest.

I don't want donuts now, man.

Look at me.

I don't need donuts.

I don't need donuts, brother.

You're good, bro.

Hot Krispy Kreme donut.

Oh, God.

They're so good.

Glazed.

Right out of the fryer, dude.

Man, I got you.

I got you fucked up.

Oh, my God.

That's hilarious.