1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
Aug 23, 2026 · 48 min · 12 segments
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You ever heard a song that you thought was really shit? A song that makes you wonder how did that become a hit? Sometimes you need to hear a discussion about that in regular podcast format.
Well, there's a lot of bad songs that we're gonna attack.
1001 steaming piles of crap.
I'm telling you the truth, you know that we don't lie.
Here's 1001 songs to make you wanna die, oh.
And now here's your hosts, Gavin, Bevvo, Mad Dog, and Jimsey.
[upbeat music]
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Wanna Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you wanna shove sour candy in your dick hole.
Ouch.
So the song's good then?
[laughs]
Yeah.
That's how I celebrate.
That's how I get down.
So just a normal, just everyday commercial radio.
[laughs]
[laughs] Uh, d- Jad [explosion] is there any difference?
[laughs] That's a-
Yeah, I don't know
... such a good stinger.
[laughs]
Well, sure.
I don't know.
I don't know if the, the powder from the, the sourness would do something to the-
Sting more
...
the dick hole.
Mm.
Mm.
[laughs] That can come back for the next week.
To the dick.
Like Whizz Fizz.
Eh?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
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