Just ignore him.

Axl? Not coming up, Axl? I'll go in your stead then.

[Clears throat] Axl Rose wearing a kilt is not a pretty sight.

If ever I catch you in one again, I'll kick your wagon, you arrogant American piece of shite.

[applause]

And-

And? And? Stop acting like a maggot and interrupting our evening.

Why don't you go buy some fast food with your credit card, huh? Yeah, get me a Big Mac and super size fry, put it on my plastic, dude.