Stop breaking my heart.

You know, a lot of people think that I'm just a stooge for you.

They don't know that I'm a modern Boswell recording for posterity the doings of a unique individual, the story of Johnny Eager.

The next 40 generations will find that required reading along with Machiavelli and...

Uh, uh, Johnny, what, what, what have, what have you got?

What are you talking about?

"The way of an eagle in the air, the way of a serpent upon a rock, the way of a ship in the midst of the sea, and the way of a man with a maid." [audience applauding]