He's always imagined being a father one day, but he's never been in a position where it could happen

happenWe kind of decided since we're both middle-aged now, we might as well leave it to fate.

Well, don't look like that.

Oh, um, um, um, just tilt your head up for me, Soph.

Just goes to show, don't it? You can spend as much money as you like.

Ain't no guarantee it's going to last.

[laughs] This time round, we're driving ourselves to the register office, and then it's down the social club for a buffet and a boogie.

What? [laughs]

[laughs] He was sat on his own in this bar we was in.

We had a few jokes, but I can't say he made much of an impression.

But then, at the end of the night-

[laughs] Are you kidding? You're an absolute knockout.

Well, a lot of it's thanks to Chelsea.

You've got a very talented daughter, even if you are a giant plonker.

He is, isn't he?