Ryan Long
Comedian
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Sep 18, 2026
1256. Aaron Berg and Ryan Long
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Ryan LongGUEST
There's so many artists." Then you go to a place that, like, plays all the artists, you're like, "Oh, there's three." [laughs]
Ryan LongGUEST
Funny too, 'cause a bunch of, like, big people reached out, like, would DM me in the thing being like, "Oh, I didn't know you were into Matisyahu." And then I didn't realize he's, like, a big, like, Israel guy.
You Wont Believe What People Are Searching For Ryan Long ~ Chris Williamson
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0:37Ryan LongGUEST
Rolling into a bag of money, right? But [laughs] the thing is, the algorithm, it's so wild because you don't ask for it, but it...
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0:47Ryan LongGUEST
I said, if you were walking around the street and there was a guy rolling around on this floor or, like, taking a shit in the alley, like, of course you would look more than you would just look at a normal person, and then the algorithm's like, "Oh, that's your shit, huh?" So it's like, that's, that's all you get now.
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1:01Ryan LongGUEST
So if you wa- Like, so now when I see any freak show content, I try to scroll as fast as I can.
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Is It Possible To Put Women In The Friend Zone Ryan Long ~ Chris Williamson
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0:52Ryan LongGUEST
Um, so people say, "Well, what's the guy version of that," right? And the guy version of that is grandmother treatment.
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0:59Ryan LongGUEST
So if, like, so a girl puts a guy in a friend zone 'cause for girls, like, that's a l- you know, male friend is, like, really y- the most non-sexual thing.
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1:07Ryan LongGUEST
Like, you know? Whereas a guy, you'd be like, "Yeah, I don't fuckin', I could, I could be friends with a girl and fuck her." But, like, the guys see friends as higher.
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1:13Ryan LongGUEST
So g- girls when they treat a guy like a friend, it's very like a little brother, like a friend.
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1:17Ryan LongGUEST
Those are, like, a l- like very no- the, the least sexual, that's the lowest run.
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Ep.518 ~ You Wont Believe What People Are Searching For - Ryan Long ~ Chris Williamson
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1:37Ryan LongGUEST
This guy, rolling into a bag of money, right? But [laughs] the thing is, the algorithm, it's so wild because you don't ask for it, but it...
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1:47Ryan LongGUEST
I said, if you were walking around the street and there was a guy rolling around on this floor or, like, taking a shit in the alley, like, of course you would look more than you would just look at a normal person.
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1:56Ryan LongGUEST
And then the algorithm's like, "Oh, that's your shit, huh?" So it's like, that's, that's all you get now.
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2:02Ryan LongGUEST
Like, so now when I see any freak show content, I try to scroll as fast as I can.
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Ep.515 ~ Is It Possible To Put Women In The Friend Zone- Ryan Long ~ Chris Williamson
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0:50Ryan LongGUEST
Um, so people say, "Well, what's the guy version of that," right? And the guy version of that is grandmother treatment.
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0:57Ryan LongGUEST
So if, like, so a girl puts a guy in the friend zone 'cause for girls, like, that's a l- you know, male friend is, like, really the most non-sexual thing.
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1:05Ryan LongGUEST
Like, you know? Whereas a guy, you'd be like, "Yeah, I don't fuckin', I could, I could be friends with a girl and fuck her." But, like, the guys see friends as higher.
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1:11Ryan LongGUEST
So g- girls, when they treat a guy like a friend, it's very, like, a little brother, like a friend.
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Ryan Long on the Bitcoin Cult & Why He Wants to Forget He Owns BTC | Bitcoin Backstage
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Ryan LongGUEST
So, to answer the original question, if someone is gonna be that person that, like, can't ha- can't handle going down 20% without, like, their ripping out their hair, then they probably shouldn't.
Ryan LongGUEST
I wanted to be, like, in, a comedian," or, "I wanted to, you know, be this or that." And you're just like, "I don't think you actually do, 'cause I don't think you could handle, like, it not going good for seven years, while your parents are like, 'What are you doing?'" And while you're...
Triggernometry Meets Hilarious Boyscast - Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk
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36:56Danny PolishchukGUEST
Whereas here, it's pretty 50/50, right? Like, it s- it seems like everybody gets their turn, and it goes pretty even.
Ryan LongGUEST
A green powder that claims to do everything sounds exactly like something I'd tear apart.
Ryan LongGUEST
But I take AG1 every morning, and I'm not someone who sticks with those things out of habit if they're not delivering.
Ryan LongGUEST
Over 75 vitamins, minerals, and nutrients designed to support your energy, mood, and digestion.
36 MINS LATER

Francis FosterHOST
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