Danny Polishchuk
Comedian
23
APPEARANCES
7
PODCASTS
Sep 9, 2026
Jordan SchmaltzHOST
I wanted to ask you, like, how did you get into comedy now that I'm interviewing
Danny PolishchukGUEST
That's really the, like, it's different now post, like, Instagram reels kind of thing because, like, there's all these people who have, like, never done comedy and then became famous.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
And then they're like, how do I make money off of this? And you're like, well, if people want to come see you live, like you can sell tickets.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
And then, so there's all these people who kind of like almost did it backwards.
10 MINS LATER
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Yeah, I mean, look, it does seem like something a mentally ill person would do.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I was going to say the craziest thing, but you know, it's like, it does seem like something a crazy person would do.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I don't think it's, I mean, obviously if she's just straight, innocent across the board, I don't know.
41 MINS LATER
Will CainHOST
I just think it's a little – no one can look back with reality of previous generations.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
... you know, I'm a gambling man, so I, I guess I can kind of appreciate it.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
A lot of the- You know, swing states, uh, with the midterms are states that do a lot of trade with Canada.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Who is listening to this besides people renting cars? Like, you know, I always wondered, like who...
Danny PolishchukGUEST
The only time I ever listen to his show is if I happen to have a car rental somewhere that has SiriusXM.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I'm like, "Who..." Y- if you ever go in like the Howard Stern subreddit, which used to be like this huge subreddit, everybody's just like, "It's over," you know? And it's been like that for a decade, but, you know, n- nobody is, like all the old diehard old school fans, they've all left.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
They're like, "This stuff is unlistenable." It's, I mean, obviously if you listen to Howard Stern 20 years ago, it's like so different.
29 MINS LATER
Will CainHOST
Nothing much of what we're talking about with the WNBA has to do with what's going on on the court.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I used to watch that show Navy Seals, The Seals, and the guy from that went to that where he was in prison, but then you get to go be a fireman.
16 MINS LATER
Will CainHOST
... on the left, and if you value in any way some vision of masculinity, where do you turn? Like, what are your options?
Danny PolishchukGUEST
He reminded me of, like, every guy I met there, minus all the, you know, bad stuff, [laughs] but, you know, he's, does seem like a very Maine type of guy.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Like, they just, they care so much about power and winning over any of this other stuff.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
They're just like, you know, "Whatever gets us past the finish line, uh, is, is the, whatever's the most important.
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PatrickPANELIST
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
Obviously way higher in Ontario, Toronto, than m- most places in the United States.
Francis FosterHOST
Danny had the funniest story where, uh, there was an audience member that asked for his clip.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Literally, this is w- where I thought, I'm like, "Comedy has changed," is I was out at a New York comedy club, and a guy was heckling a comedian.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
And then he- the guy was waiting at the bar after the show, and the comedian comes out, and he's like, "Hey," you know, just it was funny stuff.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
And he's just like, "Um, do you, did you film your set?" The guy's like, "No, I didn't film it." And then I realized that the heckler wanted his own clip.
24 MINS LATER
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I'm gonna be in DC, Ocala, Florida, San Diego, Chandler, Arizona, Spokane.
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
I'm gonna say right now, like, the, if I had to say the over under on his speech, I would go like 117 and a half minutes.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
We don't have a list of numbers from the Department of Homeland Security, but other reports say MSP's numbers dwarf other airports like JFK or Seattle.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
DFL lawmakers in the committee were frustrated that they spent so much time on this issue because state lawmakers can't do anything about it, and it would be up to the US Treasury Department and Homeland Security to investigate and pursue charges.
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
... said federal numbers show $343 million in 2024 and 350 million in 2025.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Anyone carrying more than $10,000 cash is required to fill out a form and declare the money, and it is inspected by TSA.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
So the money transfers are legal, but the implication from Robbins is that much of the money was fraudulently obtained and laundered, and that originated from taxpayers.
Michael MaliceHOST
I, I'd love to hear your reaction to, uh, these words from the current governor.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I mean, again, I ne- I never knew that patriotis- patriotism extended to, uh, more local areas.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
People are free to live wherever they want for whatever reason they want in this country, last I checked.
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
We know Iran, it was going to be possible, and President Trump's the first president in 47 years to have the backbone to go out there and be proactive towards a organization, a murderous regime, um, that has been, that has been, uh, killing us for years.
11 MINS LATER
Danny PolishchukGUEST
There was, uh, this famous, like, uh, stock trader guy, his name was Art Cashin.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
He, I think he passed away recently, but he used to always go on CNBC, and he always said, like, "Buy stocks when nukes are in the air."
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Yeah, that, isn't that mean? Like, 'cause, you know, we're, we're big guys, dude, so.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
And, uh, if you guys who are listening right now, if you like, uh, call-in shows, I have a call-in show tonight at 7:00 PM on my YouTube channel, Low Value Mail, M-A-I-L.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Uh, next dates are also March 14th and fift- or 13th and 14th in Fort Worth, Texas.
Jimmy FaillaHOST
That being said, I don't think they were running a coordinated cabal of, like, underground pizzagate level-
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Although I will say, and one interesting thing, one of the files that came out, or this was in the files, was from 2019.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
It was from, like, a, a New York FBI field office essentially saying, like, "Yeah, we, like...
Danny PolishchukGUEST
We couldn't find..." You know, they were saying it was wired up with cameras.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
I'm gonna be in Fort Worth, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte, Washington, D.C., Ocala, Florida, just announced San Diego, Chandler, Arizona.
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speaker_5UNKNOWN
They're gonna be starting to talk to each other.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Chicago, Illinois, Detroit, Michigan, Charlotte, North Carolina, Washington DC, that's not a state, uh, Nashville, San Diego, and Chandler, Arizona.
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
Uh, you can catch me in Fort Worth, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte, Washington, D.C., Nashville, San Diego, Chandler, Arizona.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
But I mean, like the, I, like, I keep seeing all these old, like, on YouTube, it keeps popping up, like local Minneapolis news stations.
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
Like, what are those people supposed to do? Uh, the guy who started Uber, Travis Kalanick, he has a new job that, or a, a new company, it's like a AI robotics company where essentially it replaces all the people working at any fast food place preparing the food, like a Chipotle.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
It's like this big machine, and essentially all people have, can do, or they need people for, is to just chop up the food.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Essentially then they just load the machine and it'll prepare your Chipotle bowl, and it's the same every time.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Comes out, in the bag, utensils, everything, and then ostensibly you just like s- You know, you pick it up.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Does the DOW have any evidence at all of a French military plot to assassinate Candace Owens?
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Like, what sh- what Candace is doing, there is some element of, like, you know, pro wrestling-
Danny PolishchukGUEST
... which, you know, I've seen a lot of baseball people who are like, you know- ... former MLB players and go, "That was the correct lead because you don't wanna get doubled up on a line out."
Danny PolishchukGUEST
So the odds of that, but I understand you don't wanna get doubled up, but it was one of those things where, sure, he didn't have a big lead, but his lead could've literally been six inches more, which would've affected nothing-
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Well, n- the thing is, you can bet, like, if you go on, like, Polymarket or something, like, you can bet.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
They give you, like, will the government shutdown end in the next three days, the next, like, seven days? And as far as I understand-
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Danny PolishchukGUEST
Over the course of the next couple of weeks, uh, the oversight committee will be launching on their website a master ICE tracker where we can, we're, we're gonna be essentially tracking every single instance that we can verify that the community will send, be able to send us information on.
Danny PolishchukGUEST
Co-host of The Boys cast and host of the greatest call-in show on the internet, Low Value Male, every Monday night.