Is that what's happening? [laughs]

At the end of the day, Scott, when things come to an end, when we reach a natural stopping point, at the end of a sentence is always a period.

[laughs]

...

I just want to say it is an honor to be here.

Also, everyone who's here, make sure you describe to Scott and I's newsletter-

Yeah.

I'm, I'm the juice, man.

You know, uh, uh, as...

I, I may have be- (laughs) been up there in age, but I'm the juice.

I'm still pretty strong.

So I said, "Give me three of those," because I wanted three free Jack and Cokes.

And I...

Mm.

Please do.

Are you afraid to be out here in, in these times, or how, how you holding up? Are you going for, to, to the grocery store to get your essential items? Are you, uh, are you stocked up on toilet paper? I know I am.

I hit the Costco day one of the quarantine and I bought 148 rolls, because I know how my body works-

They put me in the fucking bathroom in my own house, and I had to wash my hands again.

Juice, are, are you, uh, are you protecting yourself when you go outside? Are you wearing a s- a, a mask and what about gloves? I mean, do you have gloves on? Absolutely.

I, I bought, uh, you know, I, I, I hate to say this recorded online because people may think ill of me, and that's the last thing I want is people thinking negatively about me.

But I bought about 250 N95 masks-

Oh.

You know, not that many, not that many people want to be teachers, and you're eliminating-

I think.

It was Scott Aukerman and OJ Simpson.

And I kept going around that place saying, "I'm a friend of Patton Oswalt's."

(laughs)

We're all hanging out in the RV, I'm telling you, and it, it is a good time.

Hey, who is this?

Yeah.

Sometimes.

You know, I didn't come here to stay long.

I just wanted to say, watch Star Trek: Lower Decks.