And

I wasn't like, you know, excited during COVID.

I was like, I cannot believe this is happening in my lifetime.

Yeah.

And I'm kind of in shock of it that way.

But, like, Ebola is so severe.

It's like you have a 40% chance of survival.

And if I could, if I had read it in the last four months, I'd be right on board.

Yeah.

Like, I remember when my dad died, I went for a run shortly after, and then I was telling my friend that, uh, when I was finishing my run, and I didn't even see this coming from her.

I saw the, this guy that was, like, so hot just stretching in the park, and she's like, "Do you think your dad sent him down [laughs] to you as a gift to say hello?" [laughs] To be like...

Just, like, mo- like, a day after it happening.

It was like, oh, I appreciate such a m- Everything's gonna be all right ... to be like, I think that my dad sent a hot 18-year-old high school kid down- [laughs] ... like, "Here, kiddo." Yeah.

"Jerk off to this." [laughs]

Like, for a very cheap amount of money.

If there's any female comics listening to this who have been assaulted, my practice will be hosting group therapy in the city for people who just need support, and it'll be very low pressure, very safe.

Let's hear all about it.

Yes.

I am taping a special this Friday, May 29th, at the Bell House in Brooklyn, 9:30.

Please get your tickets right now if you're hearing this, because we're close to sold out.

That's why I came on.

I wanna get the last of the tickets.

I am a phenomenal artist.

... please plug your taping one more time before we go.

Let's hear all about it.

Yes.

I am taping a special this Friday, May 29th, at the Bell House in Brooklyn, 9:30.

Please get your tickets right now if you're hearing this, because we're close to sold out.

That's why I came on.

I wanna get the last of the tickets.

I am a phenomenal artist.

... please plug your taping one more time before we go.

Yeah.

About a year ago last summer, I said, "Something is different.

People are walking out of here with Gatorade it looks like."

So he can, "No, I'll blockade you, you blockade me." He can dither about here, but he got himself in a bad situation because he didn't think of any sort of exit strategy after the original bombings and the killing of the bad guys didn't work

workYeah, this is the problem with, I guess, being obsessed with looking like you're winning, where he needs to spin it somehow that he's done a great thing, and then he'll be able to move on.