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Joel Zammit

Australian podcaster, comedian, and CEO/Founder of SPR Media (Sanspants Radio), a comedy podcast network known for shows like Thumb Cramps, Plumbing the Death Star, and Beyond the Map.

Oct 6, 2026

9:42
[laughs]
9:43
Some, like, I wanna say some king of Scotland, I thinking, talking about the Edinburgh, uh, castle, like, he was newly wed and he was, like, a stormy night and he was like, "No, I wanna go home and I wanna basically go home to my new beautiful wife, and, uh-
12:24
[laughs]
12:24
And, uh, it's there.
12:25
Uh, you could, you could, you could buy tickets there.
12:28
Uh, it'll, it'll take you, it'll click you through.
12:30
It'll, so you go to that, you go to sandsfansradio.com/events and it'll take you to our website.
12:35
And I need you, I need to, maybe your audience is better than our audience, so I'm just gonna have to like, uh, explain this step by step.
Marge SimpsonSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
39:56
I was
39:57
sitting there on a bench.
39:58
Lovely day.
39:58
It was beautiful.
39:59
I was enjoying everything.
40:00
And I saw this one little bin chicken, and he was just strutting and having the time of his life.
40:05
and he just was like going towards this like other family who was just sitting there on like another bench and he didn't break his stride because they were like oh go away shoo shoo and he didn't move like he didn't slow down he didn't speed up he was just like a path to be like no I know what I'm doing I'm coming straight for you and they kept like trying to shoo him off and he was like no and so eventually they kind of went to the side thinking that oh this guy got a bush behind him but then he jumped up on the like the bench then he jumped up on the top of the bench took another big shit okay nice And they just kept going.

12 MINS LATER

52:21
I like that you're slack.
52:15
It's not a tech demo, but it's very
52:17
fun.
52:18
But they're kind of like a cool mechanic.
52:20
But again, it's like all these kind of games where it's like, all right, you just do something over and over again.
52:24
And it's like, okay, cool.
52:26
You put the points in so you're doing more damage or whatever.
52:28
And then it's like, oh, that becomes easy.
53:51
Anyway, I think Klonoa stole
10:08
... logic of he needs his gun to fight seems pretty compelling.
10:11
That's what I've got.
10:11
Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
10:13
Um, okay, how can I convince him for this? You're not gonna need that to kill Nazis.
10:17
Someone's gonna do that for us.
10:19
[die rolling]

7 MINS LATER

17:31
Yeah?
17:31
I wanna disarm him, pull my pistol out, slide a bullet into it, and put it in his pocket.
78:04
[laughs]
78:05
Okay, and when Flash going back in s- in, in time, that's kind of like the Lady in the Lake coming out and, and, and s- talking to Merlin.

6 MINS LATER

83:57
Planet Super Mountain.
83:58
I, this is where I' Hush down, Jabba's palace.

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