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Hey.

It was, uh, great to watch the UFC at the White House.

Love watching people beat the shit out of each other that close to Nancy Pelosi.

[audience laughing] Was hoping she would wander in.

Can't wait for next year when we can play pickleball at the Vatican.

[audience laughing] But yeah, I'm working out right now 'cause I have no ass.

Oh my God.

[laughs]

Yeah, I think there was a moment where we did, like, we did that exact thing.

Um, I forget, like, why, but, um, yeah, I think we made it like, "Hey, you can take the bottom.

I'll take the top." Um, and then it was just like, yeah, she was, like, making noises she didn't with me, which was kind of concerning.

What made you do that?

Um, I was, uh, looking at my old van.

I'm like, "This van sucks.

Let me, um..." And then, you know, s- one of my friends was like, "You should just get a new van." So I just got a new van, but it was a shitty, shittier version of, of the van.

Woo!

Uh, but yeah, he j- it was just a quick, you know, it's like, that's...

It's, like, very efficient.

He just, you know, wrote it, you know, sent me on his, my way.

Great having Black cops, you know, they know what it's like.

Mm-hmm.

But, uh, yeah, I, uh, I got a lot of guys coming up to me telling me about guns, and like, guys that, that can kill me now, like, just tell me that they can do that, you know? It's, uh-

[laughs]

I love being back in America.

Love America.

Love having a gun.

Now I can get into arguments at the mall.

[laughs]

Um, I, uh, had a great time.

We went to Disneyland.

[laughs]

Um, I, uh, you know, I c- I can't wait for the grocery store prices to go down, as soon as we're done kicking out all the people that grow our groceries for us.

[laughs]

What else is going on in life, Hans?

[laughs] I was in Fort Wayne, Indiana, doing the Little Summit City... a big Summit City Comedy Club.

Uh, there was a guy there in a full Confederate flag tracksuit.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hans Kim.

Kim.[laughs] [cheers]

Hey.

I'm glad we could have a woman up here.

[laughs]

So we could call her fat and ugly.

[laughs]

What happened exactly when you-