Yeah, I, I'm gonna try to audition for the next season.

Have, why, have they done, like, a, um, on that Harley Quinn show or something, like, a DC parody where they're all in the same house, like, all the villains from, like, DC-

[laughs]

Um, so yeah, just, like, some poser-ass shit, and they get the emo night, guys.

Um, I've never been to an emo night.

It does not seem like a place that I would wanna be.

If it looks even 1% like this one looked, that is not my vibe, my friend.

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[gentle music] Hey, that new? My McD's Egg BLT Bagel Breakfast Sandwich? Yeah, that.

It's not new.

Are you sure? I've had it before.

How many times? Like a million, dude.

No way.

Oh, yes way.

Yeah, that wasn't fun, was it?

Everyone wants to be you, but no one will admit it because they look weak and stupid, and I guess they would be.

You wanna trade places? Huh? You wanna pull your kid out of school because your psycho ex-girlfriend won't stop stalking him? You wanna sell your fucking house to pay for all the settlements that are piling up? Second house, but still it's a real party.

It's a throw down in clown town, all right.

Just be ruthless for me.

[moaning]

(laughs)

Well, it's time to get excited again, because in just five days, we're going to Chorley away, who are third-

Right.

Uh, can we storm out of this? There's 13 journalists turned up for us to unveil a, uh, a, e-

Would you kind of describe what you saw?

Yeah.

You know, uh, I've never owned a computer, and I didn't know people were talking openly about this subject until about eight years ago when I got a smartphone.

And, uh, but anyway, that being said, uh, I, I've watched a lot of stuff on this smartphone since I got it, and, uh, I keep hearing the, the term animal, and I don't know what other people are seeing.

You know, they may be seeing something completely different than what I have over the years, but rest assured, what I seen was no animal.

This was some type of a humanoid, a man.

And, uh, to describe it, black skin, looked like leather, wrinkled on the face.

Tell me about this incident in 2000.

What was the issue?

Yeah, so the issue was you guys, uh, tripped the smoke alarm with your smoke, uh, smoke machines.

So how do we avoid that in the future, Dean?

Uh, truthfully, if you're using smoke machi- machines, probably not.

Um, why don't you start with an introduction? I already have questions, but just, uh, y- g- give me a little background on yourself and the company.

Okay.

So, you know, Descart, Descart's a very young company.

We're less than two years old.

Uh, we're a research lab-

Okay.

Let me make this full screen.

You can just type in LEGO, and it'll just turn everything into LEGO.