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Dave Temple
Comedian
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Oct 2, 2026
1258. Derek Gaines and Dave Temple
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42:37Dave TempleGUEST
I sent y'all one in a group chat where, where I was like, "Yo, y'all think this is real AI." And the girl had, like, a disability.
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60:17Dave TempleGUEST
No Need for Apologies, uh, right after this as a matter of fact, so stay in a Racist Live chat, stay live.
0135. Dave Temple
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16:40Dave TempleGUEST
I read all the time, but this has been, like, extra 'cause I've been trying to catch up on a bunch of stuff that my mom tried to make me read, and I'm like...
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16:46Dave TempleGUEST
So Mark Twain, I've been on a tear of Mark Twain, and, uh, he had a book, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.
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16:56Dave TempleGUEST
He is a foreman of, like, a welding shop in, like, uh, late 1800s or something like that, you know.
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16:09Dave TempleGUEST
I read all the time, but this has been, like, extra, 'cause I've been trying to catch up on a bunch of stuff that my mom tried to make me read.
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16:15Dave TempleGUEST
And I'm like, so Mark Twain, I've been on a tear of Mark Twain, and, uh, he had a book, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.
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16:25Dave TempleGUEST
He is a foreman of, like, a welding shop in, like, uh, late 1800s or something like that.
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1244. Tristan Bowling, Dave Temple and Andrew Packer
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17:12Dave TempleGUEST
And at the end of the night, he asks for my phone number, right? And I'm like, "Oh, all right, cool." You know what I mean? He gets up to go to the bathroom.
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17:18Dave TempleGUEST
Uh, and while he's in the bathroom, I'm like, "I should ask Tyler to take a picture." But for some reason I'm scared to ask him to take a picture, and I'm, like, trying to work up the nerve for it.
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17:27Dave TempleGUEST
His people, or his handlers or whatever, come back, and they go like, "Hey, do you have any spare clothes floating around here? Tyler, he messed up his clothes in the bathroom." And I'm like, "Um, sure." You know? And out of nowhere, uh, my wife goes into the basement and pulls out an old academic sweatsuit that I had just in a bin, and she goes, "Give it to him." And they take it in there, and I guess he's changing.
Ep 563 - No Nut Clarity (feat. Chris O'Connor & Dave Temple)
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34:56Dave TempleGUEST
They were all drag queens or trans people, but, like, they're, like, driving a Cadillac across country, stopping through small town America and changing things, just making things fabulous, but also teaching middle America white women how to, like, stand up to their husbands.
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35:15Dave TempleGUEST
Like, the man is, like, beating the woman around the house because he put pepper in the sauce, you know what I mean? And they're like, "Uh-uh, girl.
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35:22Dave TempleGUEST
You gotta stand up for yourself." Like, at one point, Patrick Swayze, like, goes in and kicks the guy's ass in a dress, you know what I mean?
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50:09speaker_6PANELIST
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