[laughs]

[laughs] I, I saw, I was looking at the things going through, and it, the arrangement is as it's coming down, so, like, rolling down this way, it's U, uh, Y-U-I-O.

So if you wanted to type the word you in sequence and not move your hand to reach for different letters, which is what they want you to do-

Yeah.

So there was a lot of me going back and having to readjust, r- uh, recut, throw things away, to try and fix the dress, 'cause if I, if I did it, 'cause it wanted a bias cut, so it's like completely diagonal, which would've ruined my beautiful gradient.

It's a puzzle house game.

So you are in the puzzle house.

Right.

And you have the controls that you have, so you can move stuff around that's on the screen.

But on the right-hand side of the screen, you've got A to I, letters of the alphabet, and a...

What's it called when a tree has no leaves? I guess it's still a tree.

No, it's a tree.

So

Do you know anything about it? Do they eat the whole butter or is that just how they serve, how you take the butter?

I've only just seen them as sculptures and then like, you know, that's...

I've not seen anyone eat the butter, all the videos.

I, when I first downloaded Instagram and I started getting reels, I started getting a lot of Christian content and I kept watching quite a lot of it, which is where I got the idea for the thumb pumps.

There are Christian dishes where they put like marshmallows in things.

And because the marshmallows melt as you bake them, Jesus leaves the tomb as you cook the thing.

It

only happened once.

Mm.

Um, so they were older than that again.

And then there would be, like, a space on their kitchen bench that had a little, like, yeah, like a door or just otherwise hole where they would essentially, like, kind of like a breakfast bar, but it would go, like, lead to the lounge room.

And I swear to God-

Yeah

... that.

Like, having those conversations that meant nothing, I'm like, I feel like that's so much of my day as someone who is spewing nonsense constantly.

[laughs] Um, but sometimes you'll have, like, sometimes you'll have small talk with someone that you're like, oh, this is I gue- I guess, textbook small talk because we're talking-

It'd be a happy meal each, right? So you

get a happy meal, personal party host, 90 minutes of fun and games.

You get a little party bag and invitations and a birthday card and hats, tray mats, crayons, and a gift for the birthday child.

Um, you're saying a thousand dollars? A

Yeah.

I really like wasps because they look like doofuses.

Their long legs always look like, if you ever watched a wasp flying, they'll fly really, really quick.

And then their legs will like dangle a bit after.

What?

So I was like, "Okay.

No more, no more weighted blanket." Um, and I, I run so cold.And I was using electric blanket as well and I was like, I just, I just remember as a kid having these, like, feather down blankets, and I, I looked them, like, up online and went to stores, and they were so expensive.

Yeah.

And I must say as well- Costs a lot to pluck these ducks it turns out.

[laughs] Truly.

Um, I have a king size bed because I got my parents' bed secondhand, and I refuse to downsize, and it's completely been ship of Theseus.

Me, I, and I, I, I would say-

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