And now he is going to get to play against a bad defense in Buffalo.

You know what, guys? And I, Rob, congratulations, you had a great week last week.

I love the Jaguars too.

I just wish I put it in the minerals.

And that Chargers game pissed me off because I thought they could have won the game.

Watching the Bills up close, they're, I, I know they played a bad game and still covered, but there's a lot of flaws with that defense.

Cameron Dickerman also missed a kick.

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"What in the world is he thinking?" And some of those are gonna get picked off, some of them won't.

And then out of the other two of those fourth throws, one's gonna be complete, one's gonna be incomplete.

He throws 50%.

Like, that's, that's what it's going to be, you know? And, and you take your sports fandom life into your own hands every time that DJ Lagway drops back, just the way that Packers fans did for years with Brett Favre, right? And you, and you live with it.

And you know that the experience of a Nate Bennett is probably gonna be a little bit more steady, but the highs are not gonna be as high as, as what you have with, with a DJ Lagway.

The talent is through the roof, man.

I mean, could you think, uh, he could've sustained, like the success that he had that year where they went to the title?

Yeah.

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[upbeat music] I take creatine basically every day.

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Yeah

... well, here's a tip.

Uh, for all you coaches out there, how about you play some guys in the preseason? I'm sorry.

It's just one of these situations, and you can say, "Oh, you know, I know guy- but guys can get hurt any time.

I could wake up, oh, my back," this, that.

I'm just telling you, be prepared.

Come into these games prepared.

Go.

That's why he's in there.

Halani's fine.

Like, he's just one of those guys, you know, you know what you're gonna get from him.

He's a bulldozer back, very similar to Charbonnet.

Um, same guys.

Price on the other hand, that's why we talk about running backs, you know? When he played at Notre Dame, he didn't have the touches that Love had, but he's a very dangerous player.

And, and when Seattle drafted him, I go, "This is really smart." And this organization does a lot of really smart things recently.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know I gave you that cryptic kind of email, and this is the way things are going with me now, and this is fucking nuts.

And, uh, so I go to the reunion or what...

Okay, so I install some, uh, a sink and a countertop.

My place is just shit, right? So my realtor and I become good friends.

He's my girlfriend's, uh, friend's ex-boyfriend when she used to work at the Toronto Star.

This guy Al, he's my realtor, okay? So he brings over his work or less and, you know, I'm becoming friends with these guys because, you know, I need professional help now 'cause I can't do it myself.

[laughs]

Break it down for me.

Because on paper, I understand.

Baylor is by no means a gold standard of anything, really, right now.

Except for Jarrett Stidham.

Right, right.

Developing Jarrett Stidham, really.

Thank you for that.

You've picked Baylor other

He's cooked

... it's like, "Yeah, yeah, he's cooked.

Uh, okay.

Thanks, pal." I, it's like, these reports that come out with things, I don't even believe them.

Like, half the time they're just made up.

Oh, this guy looks great in camp.

He comes out, he looks like shit.

... a- after the Tyson injury, the next report's like, "Oh, here goes Chris Olave limping to the sidelines." Like, of course.

Yeah, well-

I, I disagree with you.

I disagree with you.

I think Stafford's getting older.

I don't know what's gonna happen with the Rams.

I can tell you one thing, the Houston Texans, to George, you named all those guys, better than average.

Better than average.

Uh, and I, I think the price is too rich, and I think there's a world where the Titans are just one of the three worst teams in football again and Cam Ward sucks, and they gotta find a quarterback next year.

If Goff is gonna be under duress, that's not good for Jared Goff.

Great call, Pat.

Goff, he can't move.

He's basically a statue out there.

He give, you give him time, he'll rip you apart.

A lot of dumping off to Gibbs.

I see that.

Because of that O line, because of that secondary, uh, there's a larger skew of, of their range of outcomes this year.

Cam just went through that, didn't he?

Yeah, no, but, like, I did, I did some work in a guy's, uh, basement because I was desperate.

Uh, the guy was a slob, okay? The guy's got women garments hanging up, sink's still running.

I'm like, "God, this guy." I thought I was a ho- like a, a mess.

This guy's a disaster.

Like, I wouldn't even have gone in his house if it wasn't for cash money.

And we cleaned up his basement with, um, shovels.

... someone's away from something and you like swoop in to get the, the, the, the food.

about that name here.

Hey, rid of it entirely.

Actually, y'all don't talk about that name there either.

Yeah, you usually put an asterisk in there.

We would have took Patterson.

But looking at the last couple of seasons under Sonny Dykes, I think TCU is looking at this and saying, you know, the end of Gary Patterson was all around like this NIL era and this transfer portal era.

And, and, you know, the results weren't going the right way.

rivalry.

He- Jameis-

But the problem with Jameis Winston, he always...

You know, remember that game, Rob, remember the Browns? I had money on these guys plus eight and a half versus Denver.

Moving up the field, interception.

All the way down the field, bang, bang, bang, bang, interception.

I'm sitting there in the fucking the Seneca C- Casino in Buffalo me and this guy with our dicks in our hand.

I go, "We have Browns, eight and a half." I'm like, "What the fuck just happened in this game?" They could've won the game by a lot.

Did, did you, did you sell the dead tortoise to the blind kid on the corner?

have much help either not as much i might need to go back a lot more weapons than kentucky man but speaking about weapons it's one thing to say okay lagway he's great uh it sounds like he's doing what he's supposed to in spring as well from what you were saying but a quarterback without weapons is not going to be nearly as good as a quarterback who has uh to pull from arizona state's history jordan tyson martin miller reed harris what we know it made news that lagway went off to florida he got a condo with his wide receivers how are the weapons around lagway we get you know does he have something to work with

great question it's it is it is a great question right now the way i look at it and i mean we're talking about a team that that i wish i had the numbers in front of me they they return about like 8% of their wide receiver production from last something very, very small.

Like they, they lost a lot last year with, with Josh Cameron and I'll include Michael Triggin there.

The tight end who was excellent.

You know, Josh Cameron outside of games against Arizona state is, is one of the best wide receivers in the big 12, the last two seasons Ashton Hawkins.

And, and I can go down the list, but that doesn't matter.

They're not here anymore.

I was going to, you know, you talk, I would just wanted you to talk about your, your running defense a little bit more, because I know you said one guy who, if you're, if he's eligible is going to make a big difference.

Their two best corners are currently playing for the, the LA Rams, so I don't know how their defense is gonna look, but they've been able to patch this together over the past 10 years, just, they just keep replenishing on the defensive side of the ball, and they're usually pretty good.

I'd be a little bit worried though.

Mahomes is starting to get some, uh, wear on the tires.

I think the acquisition of Kenneth Walker is huge.

As a Seattle Seahawk fan, you saw what he does in the open field.

He's, he's a monster.

So I think he's gonna get a lot of catches, a lot of touches.

This, thi- this really hearkens back to a Chargers time in my life where every year going into the season, it looked like the Chargers were primed to win the Super Bowl, then they wouldn't make the playoffs.

And I, I, so you were a Justin Herbert, uh, Lucas Herbert touter last week a bit.

A little bit, but, uh, you know what I mean, I'm, I gotta be honest with you, Jeff.

Like, I'm not doing things the way I used to.

I've, uh, kind of gone in the opposite direction.

I used to in the old days when I had issues, I would gamble more.

But now I'm adult, I'm gambling less.

But I will say this, we can get into the recap, Pat, but I told my buddies who are here, Larry Lazio showed up, and, uh, my boy Joiner, Joiner The Foreman, and I told them, I go, "Ryan Fox is winning this golf tournament." And, um, I just, there's a, this guy is a killer.

There's more like big picture things I'll participate in, but you and Cam can, you know, go at the recap.

Joymode, the electrolyte packet for your di-

[laughs] Listen, uh, Pat, I have these turkeys coming over, these guys, 'cause I, I, I don't afford, I can't afford to pay these guys.

This guy comes into my house, he drinks vodka straight from the bottle.

He has one of those expensive thermoses.

I go, "You're an idiot." Even my girlfriend mixes it with soda or water.

I go, "You're a stooge." This guy faceplants in my house or whatever, and I go like, "What are you doing? What are you waiting around? I told you to get the hell out of here.

You're not doing any work." " 'Cause I'm waiting for my dick pills." I go, "What?" "Waiting for my dick pills." I didn't even know about Joymode.

[laughs]

Hmm.

So I made seven trips in my Corolla with carpet and padding and a bunch of fucking sticks with nails in it, and saved myself almost $1,000.

So guys, if you're moving and you can find a guy, fuck it.

Everyone's like, "Don't, don't illegal dump." You know what? Half of those places don't have cameras anyway.

But yes, the Seattle Seahawks were an amazing story last year.

"Oh, this is the worst Super Bowl ever.

Boring." I'm like, [laughs] "This is the best." And me and Visine Vince are just fist pumping all day long, Rob.

I thought it was a really smart move.

Mm-hmm

... with the team that whole year.

Um, one, one of the big things with Scott Drew, who has built an NBA factory kinda, kinda out of nowhere, you know? Uh, nobody thinks Baylor and factory, but, uh, they've got, uh, they've got nine or 10 guys in the NBA right now, active players.

You know, there's only a handful of schools that are better than that.

And so you, you get that year, that half year of practicing, uh, and learning and, and fo- solely focused on getting better and playing, not playing in front of 10,000 people.

Uh, I think that's where he got a lot of his work done.

You know, 'cause we saw kind of the, the measurables and, you know, what he was like in high school, and he was a big prospect going to Tennessee, and there was something there.

Mm-hmm.

And they bring in, uh, Jets safety white guy legend, Jim Leonard, as their defensive coordinator now.

Jim Leonard's a pretty smart guy.

Like, if, if people don't remember Jim Leonard, he was a great player at Wisconsin, and he's actually a really good football mind.

And another thing is, about the Bills, is to Rob's point, he, he made excellent points, they still have a great offensive line.

That's the, that's the whole thing, right? I would like to see actually the Bills do a lot more, you know, save Josh Allen a little bit.

That's the whole thing is they always put the game on his shoulders.

You guys can...

Cam, do you believe in the stench of the Super Bowl loser?

Not gonna lie to you.

No, P- Pat, I know.

[laughs] One thing about you, me and you is we've had a lot of fun before, so.

And that's the thing.

Hey, that's the whole thing about life.

You can have fun, but just don't be...

I know a lot of people that have fun and they just stay in bed, and they have fun and they stay in bed.

In Cam, they count doubles as 40 minutes.

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It really could've helped, man.

It really could've helped.

Anyway, when we come back, let's talk about is BYU the new favorite in the Big 12, and who is gonna shock us in this conference this year? That's coming up next on this crossover edition Locked On Baylor, Locked On Cougars.

But first, today's episode, crossover edition Locked On Baylor, Locked On Cougars, is brought to you by our friends over at FanDuel.

Look, the finals are here.

They started last night, and someone took a 1-0 series lead in the NBA finals.

Hey.

Well, Cam, it's a problem with Justin Rose right now 'cause he switched his irons and hasn't been the greatest iron player since.

No, that's a good point.

And the, like, a lot of people talk about equipment changes and, you know, it really affected him in that tournament.

You know, I'm looking for Rose and he's right at the bottom of the list there.

But, you know, he'll get it together.

Obviously, when you're changing equipment it takes a while.

But I think he'll be confident enough.

I think he fits it perfectly.

Anything else you would like to add to that, Cam?

No.

Uh, Ben is amazing.

He did it perfectly.

And we're not gonna be like these old fuckers with quinellas and shit like that, that, that people don't understand.

Let's just stick to the simple things.

Win, win place, win place show, superfecta top four.

Out- outside of the Florida Derby, what are the other lead in races that we should be looking at, Cam?

And the next thing you know, in, like, in, like, four years, they're living on the streets, and they have needles in their arm.

Emerson gets it.

He gets it, man.

I think...

Like, I'm doing stories on guys that would even, like...

I'm like-It's really not that fucking impressive, [laughs] but I'm working in a town of 15, 10,000 people.

Dude, like 20 years later- Like I gotta make ...

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