Yo, how many pushups can you do?

Uh, not that many, but could you actually...

W- let's talk about that later maybe.

Uh, could you just-

What's going on?

I don't know.

Ever sin- I...

Well, I mean, like, now that I think about it, I came home last night, and there was just so much beef jerky in the kitchen.

What's your name?

My name is Aaron, but it's spelled U-R-M. U-R-M? Yeah.

And you pronounce it Aaron? Yeah, well, my parents both

impediments.

Oh, I thought it was an exotic thing.

No, no, no.

They were trying to tell the doctor what they were naming me, and they kept saying, and that's what's on my birth certificate, but I go by Aaron.