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Marshall Stratton

Actor

Jul 23, 2026

12:21
You get the same benefits eating it than you do
12:23
smoking it.
12:25
Hey man, listen.
12:28
I'm trying to get into this fraternity, okay? And, like, you're my friend from home, and, like, we're the only two people.
12:34
You're the only person I knew from our hometown at this college.
12:38
And so, like, I really need to get in as, like, a legacy, and I need to, like, get in to, like, start my life off, man.
12:46
And you going around talking about eating cigars on Fieh? Greek yogurt?
14:17
eating them? You're wild.
15:44
I have so many lip balms.
15:48
Ketchup and mustard make toothpaste? Uh, [laughs] I mean, I just, I just think at this point, you know, like, yes, you're a lifeguard, and yes, your lips are very important, but like I, I just think you got too many lip balms, man.
17:32
I mean, who says that ketchup and mustard makes toothpaste? Like that's n- not an expression I've ever heard.
17:38
It, it, it was just like a, like, you know, like, you know, tomato, tomato.
17:42
You know? Like it's just like it d- it's just...
17:46
I don't know, man.
17:47
I just think, like y- you just gotta grow up at some point.
17:50
You know? Like yeah, I work a really boring job.

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