DICK DOOSEYS PART 3
Oct 17, 2026 · 29 min · 8 segments
🚨 **THIS IS NOT A DRILL.** **DICK DOOZYS IS BACK.** 🍆😭 And because it's Spooky Season, we're treating these unfortunate encounters exactly how they deserve to be treated: **AS HORROR STORIES.**…
Oct 17, 2026 · 29 min · 8 segments
🚨 **THIS IS NOT A DRILL.** **DICK DOOZYS IS BACK.** 🍆😭 And because it's Spooky Season, we're treating these unfortunate encounters exactly how they deserve to be treated: **AS HORROR STORIES.**…
Dick doozy number one.
Turn off the lights.
Yeah, you know it.
You know it.
Keep the motherfucking lights off.
You know what I'm saying? This first one, my dude was telling me.
You know? And when he told me this shit, I nearly fell the fuck out.
I'm just like, "You need to send the corner to my house because I'm fucking dead." Happened years ago, you know what I'm saying? Before we was together.
He was at a restaurant, you know, at a restaurant with his, his woman at the time, and family and shit.
You know what I'm saying? Table next to them had these chicks having one of them conversations that you are absolutely not supposed to be listening to, but everybody within six feet listening anyway, 'cause you know, it's there.
It's right there.
One of the women starts telling her friends about this guy she had been talking to, right? They had finally decided to link up.
Things were going well.
She was excited.
You know how we get, ladies.
And eventually, they got to the point where they're about to do the motherfucking do, right? But homeboy, he had one request.
And off the top you would think, "Oh, he's romantical.
He want the lights off." You know? Now, she thought it was a little strange, 'cause he seemed kinda serious about the shit.
Not the mood lighting, not dim.
This motherfucker apparently wanted full electrical blackout in that motherfucker.
But all right.
Maybe he's a shy one the first time.
Maybe he's self-conscious.
Maybe he got stretch marks.
You know, men are self-conscious about they bodies too sometime.
Dick doozy number one.
Turn off the lights.
Yeah, you know it.
You know it.
Keep the motherfucking lights off.
You know what I'm saying? This first one, my dude was telling me.
You know? And when he told me this shit, I nearly fell the fuck out.
I'm just like, "You need to send the corner to my house because I'm fucking dead." Happened years ago, you know what I'm saying? Before we was together.
He was at a restaurant, you know, at a restaurant with his, his woman at the time, and family and shit.
You know what I'm saying? Table next to them had these chicks having one of them conversations that you are absolutely not supposed to be listening to, but everybody within six feet listening anyway, 'cause you know, it's there.
It's right there.
One of the women starts telling her friends about this guy she had been talking to, right? They had finally decided to link up.
Things were going well.
She was excited.
You know how we get, ladies.
And eventually, they got to the point where they're about to do the motherfucking do, right? But homeboy, he had one request.
And off the top you would think, "Oh, he's romantical.
He want the lights off." You know? Now, she thought it was a little strange, 'cause he seemed kinda serious about the shit.
Not the mood lighting, not dim.
This motherfucker apparently wanted full electrical blackout in that motherfucker.
But all right.
Maybe he's a shy one the first time.
Maybe he's self-conscious.
Maybe he got stretch marks.
You know, men are self-conscious about they bodies too sometime.
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