E49 | Both Can Be True

Um, what has come across my scroll this week? 'Cause y'all know only social media I do at this point is Instagram.

I just like to see things and keep it moving, unless I wanna read the comments.

Comments are sometimes the best.

Um, people are absolutely hilarious, but I watch my photos for the most part and I keep it moving.

You know what I saw actually today? And I've seen these before, this isn't a new thing, but I hadn't seen it in a long while and I'm so torn.

Like, part of me feels like, "What is the purpose?" And then the other part of me goes, "Well, I definitely understand the purpose," right? So the pastie thongs.

If you know what I'm talking about, then you know.

And if you don't know, I'm going to try and explain it to you as best as I can.

So think about having thong underwear, but it doesn't have the side piece.

I, I wanted to say side strap, but it's not necessarily a strap.

It's just the side piece of fabric, right? So ladies, you know how we got like the peel and stick bras or the peel and stick like nipple covers that kind of help pull you up? So like if you have something that's pretty much not allowing you to wear any kind of anything, like it covers the main part of your girls and they're big enough to where you take the top half and you can kind of use them to give yourself a little lift, right? So think on that note.

So the, the sideless thong pretty much has a piece in the front that you peel off and stick to your, in my case, FUPA.

[laughs] If you know, you know.

Um, and then you swing it between your legs and pull it up your booty and there's a piece in the back and you peel it off and it sticks like at your top of your booty crack, right? And like I said, my first thought is, "Well, what's the point of wearing anything?" But as a female, like, well, one, you can at least feel like you have some kind of coverage.

Um, and two, like it does give you a little something because the older you get, maybe you need a liner and this will give you something to at least attach a liner to.

[laughs] But I just thought it was hilarious.

If you haven't seen it, like you've gotta see them because I, I don't know, I just, I find it amusing.

And like I said, I'm so mentally split on what's the purpose and okay, I get it.

But yeah, that's what came across my scroll.

Um, I also this week came across Bubba Sparxxx.

So for those of you who graduated like early 2000s, you know, Bubba was around our time.

"Booty, booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere.

I found you, Miss New Booty." Um, he still sounds the exact same.

Now, if you go find him on Instagram, you will second-guess yourself in regards to is that really him? Because while we listened to him like in high school and college, we grew up and Bubba, while we grew up, he got thin and he don't look the same, but he sounds the same for sure.

But good for him because he looks healthy, which is of course always a good thing, but man, I g- I came across this page and I was like, "Is that really Bubba Sparxxx?" But it is, it's him, and apparently he found Paul Wall, and Paul Wall is looking extra slim too.