Whimsy, Spice, and Sometimes Nice
Aug 10, 2026 · 2 hr 3 min · 18 segments
“I’d find it easier to carve my eyes out than I would to stop them landing on you.” - Darius “the moon made me do it… but also I totally mean it, and I’m terrified” Acrux Welcome back to episode 18…
Madeline RoseHost
Josie RaeHost
And he's like, why does she seem so normal? Has her life really been so crazy that this just no big deal? Like, she's totally fine? What? When they get to the fair, he asks Tori if she wants to be taken photos of by the paparazzi with him or if he should just vampire speed her past them.

But before they can get out, he notices there is blood all over his shirt from the head wound she had given him when she hit him in the head with the branch.

And she notices him seeing it and jokes that it kind of looks like he's a messy eater.

He throws on his pitbull jacket to cover up the stains, grabs her, and then vampire speeds her past the gate and into the fair.

Caleb goes to talk to the heirs for a few minutes, knowing he has to face them before he can join her for the evening.

And they're pretty unamused that he didn't follow through with his plan to scare her, but they don't seem overly mad.

Caleb explains, sure, they need to keep the Vegas from getting the crown, but they don't have to be assholes about it.

Because Maxie boy is feeling out Caleb and calls him out in front of everyone that his feelings

Max and Seth seem to agree that Caleb can proceed with messing around with Tori and Darius is clearly holding back his opinion.

They all look over and see Tori is at the kissing booth and then Darius intervenes telling the siren working the booth to back off.

explaining to Tori that he was trying to protect her from being plastered all over the press for having to pay for kisses on top of her sex addiction.

And he's like, why does she seem so normal? Has her life really been so crazy that this just no big deal? Like, she's totally fine? What? When they get to the fair, he asks Tori if she wants to be taken photos of by the paparazzi with him or if he should just vampire speed her past them.

But before they can get out, he notices there is blood all over his shirt from the head wound she had given him when she hit him in the head with the branch.

And she notices him seeing it and jokes that it kind of looks like he's a messy eater.

He throws on his pitbull jacket to cover up the stains, grabs her, and then vampire speeds her past the gate and into the fair.

Caleb goes to talk to the heirs for a few minutes, knowing he has to face them before he can join her for the evening.

And they're pretty unamused that he didn't follow through with his plan to scare her, but they don't seem overly mad.

Caleb explains, sure, they need to keep the Vegas from getting the crown, but they don't have to be assholes about it.

Because Maxie boy is feeling out Caleb and calls him out in front of everyone that his feelings

Max and Seth seem to agree that Caleb can proceed with messing around with Tori and Darius is clearly holding back his opinion.

They all look over and see Tori is at the kissing booth and then Darius intervenes telling the siren working the booth to back off.

explaining to Tori that he was trying to protect her from being plastered all over the press for having to pay for kisses on top of her sex addiction.
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