Jul 15, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min · 16 segments
Following, you know, the loss to Wigan, the podcast, you know, thinks it knows all the answers. Rob, you know, turns recruitment guru and decides he could probably do, you know, a better job himself…
Rob LondonHost
Dennis WaywellHost
Sam SankeyHostDaniel
Jenna BrooksThis is Hal.
This podcast comes with a warning.
Anyone with any sense, reason, or understanding of rugby league is advised not to feel insulted by the happy clapping caveats that will inevitably occur over the next hour.
These statements have been carefully manufactured to create the impression that everything is perfectly acceptable, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Should you require counseling, reassurance, or assistance coping with these levels of relentless positivity, please contact the Warrington Happy Clappers Helpline on clappy, clappy, fitzy clap, clap, clap, clap, fitzy clap, clap.
Alternatively, please seek a pep talk from Sam Burgess.
Apparently we are being pragmatic, and once we get Luke Yates back, our post-contact meters will be fine.
Thank you, and what a load of bollocks.
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