Under the Table - Episode 86: This Is Hereticing Me Off

so so Welcome back to Under the Table.

This is the 86th time we've done this on this show.

Wow.

And we've probably done it over 300 times total.

And Emily, what happens at the end of the three count? Man, I thought you were going to let

it go.

I thought.

I might have forgotten the three count.

It's not my fault.

I was looking at greatest showman lyrics.

Okay.

So on three, on three, we clap and Emily just didn't just didn't straight up was reading was like, we're doing some podcast.

I didn't clap.

Sorry.

John needs somebody else to mess up every now and then.

You put me

in the hot seat.

Look, John, I just want you to see that I put everybody in the hot seat.

But he doesn't put

anybody in the corner.

don't put anybody in the corner no because look i get put in the hot seat if i mispronounce the slightest word or make the slightest mistake on a continuity thing or or make a slight mistake on the mechanic so i'm just here to give back what i'm getting

i just get as good as i give you know and golly

i'm just kind of generous all the time yeah i mean that's mostly true That's mostly true.

Expert

at being humble.

I'm actually probably the best.

I mean, not to toot my own horn, but I am the best at being humble.

I've

been called a grandmaster.

Yeah, I did a goof.

It's fine.

It's fine.

No, it is

fine.

It's totally fine.

Because we've been doing this so long, we're professionals and we can make it work.

Exactly.

It's fun that we lie to ourselves still.

That's the person I lie to the

most.