Hey, Tim.
Hello, Dan.
How you doing?
I'm very good.
That's good.
Have you got a joke?
I do have a joke.
I do have a joke.
All right.
Um.
Let's hear it.
Why should you always take an extra pair of socks when you go golfing, Tim?
Uh, I dunno.
In case you get a hole in one.
[laughs]
[laughs] I like it.
Like a good golf joke.
Just some golf humor for you.
[laughs] Hi, this is Tim.
This is just a heads-up that all the advice you hear in this podcast is general in nature.
[laughs]
If you want something more specific, then feel free to contact us.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk accountant.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk accountant.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk account-
Drunk account-
... drunk account.
Drunk accountant.
[laughs] [tea pouring] Hello, and welcome to the podcast.
My name is Dan.
And I'm Tim.
And we are...
The Two Drunk Accountants.
Yay.
We are the Two Drunk Accountants, Tim.
[laughs]
Although today I'm drinking a cup of green tea with jasmine.
Well, [sighs] I was pretty drunk on Sunday.
Does that count?
[laughs] Yeah, 'cause the, uh, the bombers.
Yeah.
Should we do the Tim and Dan lo?
Yeah, let's, let's do the, uh, Tim and Dan lo.
What is the Tim and Dan lo?
What is the Tim and Dan lo?
Wow, perfectly in sync this episode.
That was, yeah, perfectly in sync.
No zoom.
I'm, I'm Justin.
[laughs] Yeah, that's...
I don't know any other members of that band.
Exactly.
[laughs] You just gotta get in first with that.
No.
Otherwise-
[laughs]
... everyone stares blankly like, "I'm one of the other guys." [laughs]
I'm the other guy-
Joey or Tony.
Do you know?
Went on to be an actor.
Yeah.
Is that him?
I think that's him.
Yes.
Tim and Dan lo.
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Hey, Tim.
Hello, Dan.
How you doing?
I'm very good.
That's good.
Have you got a joke?
I do have a joke.
I do have a joke.
All right.
Um.
Let's hear it.
Why should you always take an extra pair of socks when you go golfing, Tim?
Uh, I dunno.
In case you get a hole in one.
[laughs]
[laughs] I like it.
Like a good golf joke.
Just some golf humor for you.
[laughs] Hi, this is Tim.
This is just a heads-up that all the advice you hear in this podcast is general in nature.
[laughs]
If you want something more specific, then feel free to contact us.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk accountant.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk accountant.
Drunk accountant, drunk accountant, drunk, drunk, d- drunk account-
Drunk account-
... drunk account.
Drunk accountant.
[laughs] [tea pouring] Hello, and welcome to the podcast.
My name is Dan.
And I'm Tim.
And we are...
The Two Drunk Accountants.
Yay.
We are the Two Drunk Accountants, Tim.
[laughs]
Although today I'm drinking a cup of green tea with jasmine.
Well, [sighs] I was pretty drunk on Sunday.
Does that count?
[laughs] Yeah, 'cause the, uh, the bombers.
Yeah.
Should we do the Tim and Dan lo?
Yeah, let's, let's do the, uh, Tim and Dan lo.
What is the Tim and Dan lo?
What is the Tim and Dan lo?
Wow, perfectly in sync this episode.
That was, yeah, perfectly in sync.
No zoom.
I'm, I'm Justin.
[laughs] Yeah, that's...
I don't know any other members of that band.
Exactly.
[laughs] You just gotta get in first with that.
No.
Otherwise-
[laughs]
... everyone stares blankly like, "I'm one of the other guys." [laughs]
I'm the other guy-
Joey or Tony.
Do you know?
Went on to be an actor.
Yeah.
Is that him?
I think that's him.
Yes.
Tim and Dan lo.