Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min · 14 segments
War is upon us and a convening of the cartoons has been called. Content Warning: Sexual Innuendo
Megan RoyPanelistEmily Carmen WeldonPanelist
Daniel BeagenHost
Beau PowellPanelist
Johnny McInerneyPanelist
Matthew LastimosaPanelistall got the invitation some of you directly because you're the leaders of your various casts some of you indirectly some of you are being dragged along for who knows why but the situation remains the same you have all been invited to the floating citadel wk epsilon l3xs It is in sort of a floating null space.
It exists in no particular domain, but it exists nonetheless and is easily accessible from all of your domains.
As you enter, you see some familiar faces.
Some of you have had dealings with other casts before.
Also, you are not in the company of like-minded individuals exclusively.
Some of you see individuals who are on the other side of the hero-villain coin as you exist.
However, everyone seems to be similarly apprehensive, confused, and restrained.
There is a sort of a grand, almost like a lobby that you're all milling around in.
And you see casts from all of the different domains.
Some that you've never met before.
This is quite odd for some of you, especially those who live in oldie times to see giant mechanical men.
This and many other questions are soon to be answered.
As there is a chime.
Please report to the auditorium.
Your questions will be answered.
And there is just a blinking light that suddenly appears over a very large set of doors.
The actual only other large set of doors in the space.
But there is a blinking light saying auditorium.
Nonetheless, it does seem to be blinking arrhythmically as if maybe an animator mistimed something.
And as you approach the doors, one of them shifts color slightly and then swings open.
Inside, there are seats almost as if they're for different delegations.
It isn't hard to find your specific area.
Some of you, because these seats are very tiny and have little stairs that run up to them.
Some of you see much larger reinforced seats.
all got the invitation some of you directly because you're the leaders of your various casts some of you indirectly some of you are being dragged along for who knows why but the situation remains the same you have all been invited to the floating citadel wk epsilon l3xs It is in sort of a floating null space.
It exists in no particular domain, but it exists nonetheless and is easily accessible from all of your domains.
As you enter, you see some familiar faces.
Some of you have had dealings with other casts before.
Also, you are not in the company of like-minded individuals exclusively.
Some of you see individuals who are on the other side of the hero-villain coin as you exist.
However, everyone seems to be similarly apprehensive, confused, and restrained.
There is a sort of a grand, almost like a lobby that you're all milling around in.
And you see casts from all of the different domains.
Some that you've never met before.
This is quite odd for some of you, especially those who live in oldie times to see giant mechanical men.
This and many other questions are soon to be answered.
As there is a chime.
Please report to the auditorium.
Your questions will be answered.
And there is just a blinking light that suddenly appears over a very large set of doors.
The actual only other large set of doors in the space.
But there is a blinking light saying auditorium.
Nonetheless, it does seem to be blinking arrhythmically as if maybe an animator mistimed something.
And as you approach the doors, one of them shifts color slightly and then swings open.
Inside, there are seats almost as if they're for different delegations.
It isn't hard to find your specific area.
Some of you, because these seats are very tiny and have little stairs that run up to them.
Some of you see much larger reinforced seats.
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