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Total Party Kill

Total Party Kill

571: If Clippy Was a Sword

Sep 15, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 9 segments

Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong. *Keys from…

Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong. *Keys from the Golden Vault - Heart of Ashes, Part 5* Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Kat Griffiths, Kathy Campbell and Monty Ashley ### Show Notes & Links Edited by Erika Ensign. #### Keys from the Golden Vault Support this show and other shows like it on The Incomparable network by becoming a member. Members get early access to podcasts, bonus episodes, and more.

Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong. *Keys from…

Top entities: Office Assistant×6 Erika Ensign×3 Dungeons & Dragons×5 CrossFit×2 Beauty and the Beast

Show signals: SuitabilitySafeBiasNot politicalAudience≈1k followers

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Speakers: Tony SindelarHostErika EnsignPanelistKathy CampbellGuestAnnette WierstraGuestMonty AshleyGuestKat GriffithsGuest

Battle in the Armory Begins5:14 – 19:53

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Tony SindelarHost

5:14

Let's get into combat.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:17

You've already, many of you are in the armory.

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Tony SindelarHost

5:20

There's an animated armor that has taken a bunch of damage, but the other one has not.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:25

And there are four fresh swords that have started flying around.

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Tony SindelarHost

5:29

J-Raph, you are first.

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Tony SindelarHost

5:30

You are perched on the edge of the armory where it is dissolving away.

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Tony SindelarHost

5:36

Far below you, you can see your friend, LaVithia.

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Annette WierstraGuest

5:40

Yes, and the first thing I'm going to do is throw the rope down to Levitia so that she can join us if she chooses.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:49

She may not.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:51

It may be wiser to stay down there.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:54

And maybe I yell.

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Annette WierstraGuest

5:55

It's like, I don't know if you should come up here and I'll throw down the rope as my action.

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Tony SindelarHost

6:00

All right.

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Tony SindelarHost

6:00

I think you probably need a relatively easy, but, you know, there is a risk this could all go sideways.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:06

I want some kind of check for throwing a rope.

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Tony SindelarHost

6:10

uh down to your friend as your room orbits around the castle um give me any

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Annette WierstraGuest

6:18

athletics

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Tony SindelarHost

6:19

i think uh yeah i'll take athletics i bet there's what do we think people gym class is there some kind of rope throwing uh this thing that you do i blocked out a lot of gym class there were definitely ropes I think that was just

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Kathy CampbellGuest

6:33

climbing, yeah.

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Tony SindelarHost

6:34

You know, I don't really have any...

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Tony SindelarHost

6:37

Those were off in the distance, and when I think about what happened as I got closer to them, my memory just goes black.

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Tony SindelarHost

6:42

Yeah,

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Kathy CampbellGuest

6:43

same.

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Monty AshleyGuest

6:44

CrossFit dudes do that thing with the ropes.

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Monty AshleyGuest

6:46

Oh, yeah.

Office AssistantSoftware ApplicationComputer software
92%6 mentions
Erika EnsignPersonPodcaster
75%3 mentions
Dungeons & DragonsGameGame
58%5 mentions
CrossFitCompanyFitness company
42%2 mentions
Beauty and the BeastTV Series1991 film
25%1 mention
Strahd von ZarovichEntityFictional character
8%1 mention

Fantasy SettingEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games > Dungeons & Dragons
Character DevelopmentEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games > Dungeons & Dragons
Gameplay MechanicsEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games > Dungeons & Dragons
Role-Playing GamesEntertainment > Games
Dungeons & DragonsEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games
Combat MechanicsEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games > Dungeons & Dragons
Entertainment
Narrative StructureEntertainment > Games > Role-Playing Games > Dungeons & Dragons
GamesEntertainment

Battle in the Armory Begins5:14 – 19:53

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:14

Let's get into combat.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:17

You've already, many of you are in the armory.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:20

There's an animated armor that has taken a bunch of damage, but the other one has not.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:25

And there are four fresh swords that have started flying around.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:29

J-Raph, you are first.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:30

You are perched on the edge of the armory where it is dissolving away.

T

Tony SindelarHost

5:36

Far below you, you can see your friend, LaVithia.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:40

Yes, and the first thing I'm going to do is throw the rope down to Levitia so that she can join us if she chooses.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:49

She may not.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:51

It may be wiser to stay down there.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:54

And maybe I yell.

A

Annette WierstraGuest

5:55

It's like, I don't know if you should come up here and I'll throw down the rope as my action.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:00

All right.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:00

I think you probably need a relatively easy, but, you know, there is a risk this could all go sideways.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:06

I want some kind of check for throwing a rope.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:10

uh down to your friend as your room orbits around the castle um give me any

A

Annette WierstraGuest

6:18

athletics

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:19

i think uh yeah i'll take athletics i bet there's what do we think people gym class is there some kind of rope throwing uh this thing that you do i blocked out a lot of gym class there were definitely ropes I think that was just

K

Kathy CampbellGuest

6:33

climbing, yeah.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:34

You know, I don't really have any...

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:37

Those were off in the distance, and when I think about what happened as I got closer to them, my memory just goes black.

T

Tony SindelarHost

6:42

Yeah,

K

Kathy CampbellGuest

6:43

same.

M

Monty AshleyGuest

6:44

CrossFit dudes do that thing with the ropes.

M

Monty AshleyGuest

6:46

Oh, yeah.

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