Jul 21, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min · 13 segments
In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and sprays blood. *Keys from…
[laughs] He's so cute, too.
... nobody would, uh, uh, com, uh, find a cat that looked like that guilty of anything, and that is what I am banking on.
I mean, I think it would, I think it would just be, it just adds more to the tragedy.
So what are our players trying to do? They are trying to talk their way into the Tomb of Zeluan.
Uh, this tomb has been taken over by a criminal organization, uh, known as the Onyx Scar.
They seem to be, basically they've set up this mining operation in the, in the tomb, and they are exploiting the, uh, resources within it.
Um, [lip smack] uh, our, and our players have basically, uh, w- w- strode up to the door, uh, using the guise of Leandro the playwright to k- engage in conversation with a guard, uh, the, and convince them that they want to be let in, that they need to work a day of mining-
That's, that's-
... a lot of plurals that you've put out there, Tony.
[laughs]
Um, so what is happening right now, the big heavy doors to the Tomb of Zeluan are grinding open.
Uh, there are, I should probably be exact, there are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight guards that are kind of moving toward you, uh, with the intent of searching you before you are let into the mine to engage in mining because they let in people who are engaged in hard labor, not adventurers brimming with magical weapons and the lovely accoutrements that you have.
That's discriminatory.
Yeah.
Um, if you, if the guards would like to take a step of converging, I would not mind them being closer to me.
Uh, they, yeah, they all, they, you know, and they're moving forward in a, they're trying not to look threatening.
Uh, you know, they h- probably many of them have weapons, but they're probably in sheaths and whatnot.
They're just moving forward, like this is a thing they do all day, every day, is that they search, search people before they go into the mine.
[laughs] He's so cute, too.
... nobody would, uh, uh, com, uh, find a cat that looked like that guilty of anything, and that is what I am banking on.
I mean, I think it would, I think it would just be, it just adds more to the tragedy.
So what are our players trying to do? They are trying to talk their way into the Tomb of Zeluan.
Uh, this tomb has been taken over by a criminal organization, uh, known as the Onyx Scar.
They seem to be, basically they've set up this mining operation in the, in the tomb, and they are exploiting the, uh, resources within it.
Um, [lip smack] uh, our, and our players have basically, uh, w- w- strode up to the door, uh, using the guise of Leandro the playwright to k- engage in conversation with a guard, uh, the, and convince them that they want to be let in, that they need to work a day of mining-
That's, that's-
... a lot of plurals that you've put out there, Tony.
[laughs]
Um, so what is happening right now, the big heavy doors to the Tomb of Zeluan are grinding open.
Uh, there are, I should probably be exact, there are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight guards that are kind of moving toward you, uh, with the intent of searching you before you are let into the mine to engage in mining because they let in people who are engaged in hard labor, not adventurers brimming with magical weapons and the lovely accoutrements that you have.
That's discriminatory.
Yeah.
Um, if you, if the guards would like to take a step of converging, I would not mind them being closer to me.
Uh, they, yeah, they all, they, you know, and they're moving forward in a, they're trying not to look threatening.
Uh, you know, they h- probably many of them have weapons, but they're probably in sheaths and whatnot.
They're just moving forward, like this is a thing they do all day, every day, is that they search, search people before they go into the mine.
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