Aug 26, 2026 · 21 min · 8 segments
Theater Five presents “A Little Game on Saturday Mornings,” episode 142, originally broadcast on February 16, 1965. Source information identifies this as a Theater Five drama; surviving episode…
Fort Williams.
Boy, Jeff, that's a neat sign.
Where'd you get it? I made it, stupid.
Why do we need a sign that says Fort Williams? Well,
Fort's got to have a name, doesn't it? Makes it official.
Yeah.
Why do we call it Fort Williams?
Because he told us to.
Who did? The general.
Don't you
remember anything?
Oh, yeah, the general.
Why didn't he call it Fort something else? Who ever heard of Fort Williams?
Williams is our name, stupid.
It's in mine and the General's.
Williams is? You mean we're all a bunch of Williams?
Dope.
Don't you remember anything? You're Private Davy Williams.
I'm Sergeant Jeff Williams and we're stationed here in Fort Williams under the command of General Williams.
General what Williams? Huh? Well, if I'm Private Davy Williams and you're Sergeant Jeff Williams...
Then what's the general's first name?
Oh, generals don't need first names.
Something's
fishy.
Nothing's fishy.
Fort Williams.
Boy, Jeff, that's a neat sign.
Where'd you get it? I made it, stupid.
Why do we need a sign that says Fort Williams? Well,
Fort's got to have a name, doesn't it? Makes it official.
Yeah.
Why do we call it Fort Williams?
Because he told us to.
Who did? The general.
Don't you
remember anything?
Oh, yeah, the general.
Why didn't he call it Fort something else? Who ever heard of Fort Williams?
Williams is our name, stupid.
It's in mine and the General's.
Williams is? You mean we're all a bunch of Williams?
Dope.
Don't you remember anything? You're Private Davy Williams.
I'm Sergeant Jeff Williams and we're stationed here in Fort Williams under the command of General Williams.
General what Williams? Huh? Well, if I'm Private Davy Williams and you're Sergeant Jeff Williams...
Then what's the general's first name?
Oh, generals don't need first names.
Something's
fishy.
Nothing's fishy.
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