#195 Don't Be a Menace: Message!

[upbeat music] Welcome back to the Watchtower Film Podcast, a film review podcast on the Tower Cast Network.

Yeah.

Oh, you re-rollin'.

Re-re.

Re-re-goin'.

Aw.

Here we go.

All right, ready?

I'm in the face and everything.

Welcome back to the Watchtower Film Podcast, a film review podcast on the Tower Cast Network.

By cinephiles, for cinephiles.

Yeah.

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

We missed you.

Yes, we did.

Yeah.

[laughs] He's got his hood face on.

[laughs]

Appropriately, because we're continuing our series of hood comedies.

Let us know if you've been having a good time-

Yes

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if you enjoyed these films, if you've been a fan of these films.

Most people are.

I get scared.

You get sc- I'm in danger.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Danger.

Uh, we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you for, um-

Woo

... tuning in today.

Make sure to like, subscribe, comment, and share.

Take care of that, please.

Real quick, real quick.

Bang.

We appreciate you guys tuning in.

We've been getting a lot more hits.

We've been getting a lot more listeners.

Yes, we have, dude.

It's really cool, man.

Especially on these hood comedies.

Yeah.

Nice.

It's been good.

So thank you for that.

Tell your friends.

Let people know.

If they don't like hood comedies, we're switching it up next month.

We do it every month.

Yes, sir.

Welcome back.

Uh, before we get started, um, I wanna introduce everybody in the room.

We're gonna talk really quick about what we saw this last week, right?

Yeah.

[laughs]

[laughs] Yeah.

And then we'll get the ball a-rollin'.

Mr. Ricky Rodriguez, who you can't see-

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky

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but you can hear.

Speak into the mic, Rick.

Hi.

Let 'em know.

Hi.

Hi.

[laughs]

Nice, nice.

Yeah.

Um, one of our resident hood comedy experts-

Yes

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Mr. Rick Rodriguez.

Especially this film.

He seemed to have known every fucking line.

It's pretty good.

[laughs]

Mr. Jean-Eric Casero, fellow Acting Perspective-

Mm-hmm

... and also a hood comedy resident expert.

Pick yourself, fool.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Mr. Michael Lalli, cinematography perspective-

Yeah

... fellow hood enthusiast.

I thought you were gonna say, "I hate Black Pepper." [laughs]

[laughs] I hate Black Pepper.

I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips.

[laughs] I knew I wasn't the only one that thought that, you know? [laughs]

Oh, my God.

What does he say? Uh, I hate the back of Bla- uh, Wesley Snipes-

No, no, no, no

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the back of Forest Whitaker.

Forest Whitaker's head?

Well, yeah.

Neck, neck.

Neck, neck.

Forest Whitaker's head.

[laughs] I hate my gums 'cause they black.

[laughs] So stu- it's probably the best part, too

Bernie Mac's the shit, man.

R.I.P., baby.

Rest in peace.

Yeah.

Say hi to the crowd.

Say a line, say a line.

I don't think I could say any of the lines.

It would be so much funny, bro.

No. Oh, God.

[laughs]

Oh, I can't hear.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Cool, cool.

Yeah, hi.

Hi, everybody.

Howdy.

I'm your-

Howdy, friends

... humble hood expert, Carlos

I'm your humble hood.

Humble hood expert, Carlos

Yes, he is

...

I'm the director, Acting Perspective.

My baby.

We're back, ladies and gentlemen.

We're here to continue-

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... our hood comedy series.