Sep 24, 2026 · 32 min · 11 segments
The sexual health education women “should” have gotten: anatomy, discharge, pH, scent, hygiene myths, vulva vs vagina, and what’s actually normal.
We need to begin with what may be the biggest plot twist of today's episode for some of you.
I know.
The whole shopping mall, parking garage included.
And technically, the vulva is like the external genital area.
Shout out to my waxer.
She's the one who gave me this lecture during my first Brazilian.
So that includes the structure like, you know, your outer and inner labia, your clitoris it's a hood the openings of your urethra your vagina but the vagina is the internal muscular canal so if you're standing in the naked in front of the mirror and you're looking at yourself you're you're probably looking mostly at your vulva the vagina is on the inside And suddenly every sentence we've ever said sounds anatomically questionable.
Probably your vulva.
I sincerely hope not.
Again, I really hope that you mean your vulva.
If you want to call the whole thing your vagina conversationally, the earth is going to continue.
I call mine a pom-pom, but knowing the correct anatomy actually matters because women deserve to know what their body parts are called.
Huzzah! We teach toddlers elbow.
We teach them ankle, and you teach them toe.
Imagine calling your entire face mouth.
My mouth has something in its eye.
That's basically what we've been doing.
And then there's the clitoris, the celebrity of the vulva.
We had a whole portion on her in the last show we did.
We need to begin with what may be the biggest plot twist of today's episode for some of you.
I know.
The whole shopping mall, parking garage included.
And technically, the vulva is like the external genital area.
Shout out to my waxer.
She's the one who gave me this lecture during my first Brazilian.
So that includes the structure like, you know, your outer and inner labia, your clitoris it's a hood the openings of your urethra your vagina but the vagina is the internal muscular canal so if you're standing in the naked in front of the mirror and you're looking at yourself you're you're probably looking mostly at your vulva the vagina is on the inside And suddenly every sentence we've ever said sounds anatomically questionable.
Probably your vulva.
I sincerely hope not.
Again, I really hope that you mean your vulva.
If you want to call the whole thing your vagina conversationally, the earth is going to continue.
I call mine a pom-pom, but knowing the correct anatomy actually matters because women deserve to know what their body parts are called.
Huzzah! We teach toddlers elbow.
We teach them ankle, and you teach them toe.
Imagine calling your entire face mouth.
My mouth has something in its eye.
That's basically what we've been doing.
And then there's the clitoris, the celebrity of the vulva.
We had a whole portion on her in the last show we did.
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