WAS I SPIKED OR JUST DRUNK?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep71

📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy recall recent events as they attended a gig that ended up completely sideways after some interesting and concerning events! After a very thorough debrief, involving abandoned cabs, multiple bodily fluids and some pranking tactics from Jak, the boys embark on building Utopia where they explore new sounds for pedestrian crossings, new creatures by the name of "Sleepy Rotters" & some alternative options for nightclubs! 🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project! 💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥 📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW!: 👕 MERCH : https://www.tuppod.com/ ⭐️ PATREON: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod 👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb Follow/Like us elsewhere: 🟦 https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟧 https://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpod 🟥 https://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpod 🎧 Listen 📺 Watch 👍 Like 🔄 Share 🤍 Subscribe 💌 CONTACT THE SHOW utopiaproject.podcast@gmail.com Or submit them anonymously though https://www.listenersletters.com Follow the team: 🕵🏻‍♂️https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.t 👨🏻https://www.instagram.com/jakmagik 👨🏻‍🦱https://www.instagram.com/the\_permanant\_sharpy 👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co. 🍕http://www.libertyslice.co 🍕http://www.instagram.com/libertysliceco 00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project 00:28 - The night out that went very wrong 05:01 - Too many drinks and leaving Chunk behind 08:05 - Chunk realises he's absolutely hammered 10:15 - The walk home turns into a nightmare 12:04 - "Something's not right" — was Chunk spiked? 14:20 - Getting home with no idea what time it is 16:07 - Naked, crying and completely defeated 16:46 - The suspicious man at the bar 19:10 - The mysterious drink and the spiking theory 21:09 - Five pints, five shots and the morning after 22:14 - The final indignity: Chunk pissed himself 24:05 - The night out gets even more chaotic 26:03 - Liberty Slice Co. sponsor 26:59 - Alternative Options: How do we fix nightclubs? 28:16 - Nightclubs become day clubs 30:07 - The introvert-friendly day club 31:10 - Day clubs, social distancing and friendly security 32:37 - Planetary Playlist: Pedestrian crossings 33:10 - What should a pedestrian crossing sound like? 35:28 - Turning pedestrian crossings into adverts 36:36 - The Whopper pedestrian crossing 38:17 - Patreon: Support The Utopia Project 40:11 - Creature Feature: The Sleeping Rotter 41:12 - The creature that wakes up for crisps 42:29 - The Great Bomb of Milton Keynes 43:16 - Radioactive bedbugs and the Sleeping Rotters 44:25 - The terrifying history of the Sleeping Rotter 45:17 - Utopia has a serious bomb problem 46:27 - Three games, three points and no actual utopia 47:09 - Stay away from radiation and subscribe 47:51 - Follow us, merch, Discord & Patreon 48:10 - Drop bass, not bombs 48:37 - Welcome to Utopia 49:03 - The end