Oct 15, 2026 · 23 min · 10 segments
Your favorite energy drink can taste incredible, but if you can’t find it—or it costs too much to buy regularly—does it still deserve the top spot? This week, we’re counting down our personal top five…
I already know ...
I think I heard Aaron saying some of the ones that he was gonna have, and so this is gonna suck again for me.
These are ones that I have liked on occasion.
Um, but I'm gonna start off with one that's gonna piss people off.
Uh, you know what? It's got a lot of caffeine in it.
[laughs]
I like the way it tastes.
Uh, and, and that, that's not like...
Yeah, I know everyone's gonna be like, "Well, that has like so much sugar in it, bro." And it's like-
We didn't-
... what do all of these energy drinks have in them? None of these are great for you.
[laughs]
But n- but we didn't say best non-sugar energy drinks, so-
Yeah, right
... it's, I think it's totally fine.
So, uh, that's my number five.
Mountain Dew-
I love Code Red
...
Code Red.
Dude, I haven't had Code Red in, in a very, very, very long time.
It just reminds me of summer days in high school, uh, going to, uh, Folsom and jumping off a rock that was called Big Tit.
I didn't make the name, but that's what it was called.
And so there was a giant like cliff that you'd jump off of into the, uh, into the river.
I already know ...
I think I heard Aaron saying some of the ones that he was gonna have, and so this is gonna suck again for me.
These are ones that I have liked on occasion.
Um, but I'm gonna start off with one that's gonna piss people off.
Uh, you know what? It's got a lot of caffeine in it.
[laughs]
I like the way it tastes.
Uh, and, and that, that's not like...
Yeah, I know everyone's gonna be like, "Well, that has like so much sugar in it, bro." And it's like-
We didn't-
... what do all of these energy drinks have in them? None of these are great for you.
[laughs]
But n- but we didn't say best non-sugar energy drinks, so-
Yeah, right
... it's, I think it's totally fine.
So, uh, that's my number five.
Mountain Dew-
I love Code Red
...
Code Red.
Dude, I haven't had Code Red in, in a very, very, very long time.
It just reminds me of summer days in high school, uh, going to, uh, Folsom and jumping off a rock that was called Big Tit.
I didn't make the name, but that's what it was called.
And so there was a giant like cliff that you'd jump off of into the, uh, into the river.
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