Mountain Dew Code Red

I definitely have the baddest.

I'm going to take a sip of the Mountain Dew Code Red right here, Drell.

There you go, buddy.

That's it.

Oh.

Lemon Lime Slice, Mountain Dew Code Red, Diet Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum Soda, Sierra Mist.

I wonder if it ever dispensed this.

That's a...

I had it in the bottle.

I was just the other day at, we have a local peach festival in my area and my fiance and I went there and they had, there was a vendor there selling pop scented candles and they had squirt candles they had Mountain Dew Code Red candles they had Baja Blast candles and they smell very accurate to the to the actual pop they're based on I

don't know if I want a candle

I don't know if I would buy one to light it but it was cool to just go sniff a bunch of candles for a little bit

Yeah.

Give him an Xbox and Mountain Dew Code Red.

Yeah.

The world is, as we know it, is wildly different.

And later she's like sitting on his couch.

Love that he serves her a mug of fucking Mountain Dew Code Red.

I know.

I know.

[laughs]

And I'm actually drinking Mountain Dew Code Red right now.

[laughs]

Ugh.

I don't understand his humor, or I do understand his humor, but it's just not for me.

His humor to me seems like it's for hardcore gamers, people on Twitch who drink a lot of Mountain Dew Code Red and do that a lot with their time.

That seems like the demographic that Shane Gillis really speaks to, a niche of heterosexual men.

Some might call them incels.

Luckily, he is not holding chips and dip.

He's got two big, like, gallon-size, or, like, the, the big soda sizes of, like, Mountain Dew Code Red.

[laughs] He looks at you, leans over, looks at the number on the door, looks at you again.

Apparently Bree owes you a tattoo job.

[laughs] I take one of the two liters of soda out of his hand s- and hold it up in front of me and turn it like it's a, a foreign object that I am observing for the first time.

I haven't had Earth soda in, like, six months.

I'm convinced that you still aren't going to because Mountain Dew Code Red is out of this world.

Ayy.

Um, but I'm gonna start off with one that's gonna piss people off.

Mountain Dew Code Red.

Uh, you know what? It's got a lot of caffeine in it.

[laughs]

Oh.

Yeah, it's not a, not a crazy-

Mountain Dew Code Red?

... not a crazy amount.

... that's how she gets in on the Arby's.

But then at, at the gas station, I always, uh, [laughs] this is ridiculous, but Slim Jim, Code Red Mount- Mountain Dew Code Red, and uh, I got the, the honey barbecue Frito twists.

[laughs]

I literally walked out with my order and Morgan was like- Doing.