Aug 20, 2026 · 8 min · 7 segments
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Item number: SCP one six eight.
Object class: Safe.
Special containment procedures: SCP one six eight is to remain in observation room two twenty-one D of Sector 28.
It should be propped at the full angle that its casing allows, facing the unshuttered window provided.
The entrance is to remain locked, with entry available by request.
Based on prior research, it is not to be used as a normal calculator would.
Discussion with SCP one six eight is encouraged, but is to be limited to a maximum of one hour per day, no exceptions.
Description: Found resting on a desk during clearance of the condemned [redacted] Elementary School building in 199[redacted], SCP one six eight is a Hewlett-Packard brand graphing calculator, model number HP twenty-eight C.
Upon initial inspection, it was discovered that the name "Eric" was carved into the inside of the removable casing.
Upon inputting a simple equation, six divided by three, and pressing the equals button, the screen of the device went blank for three minutes and thirty-four seconds, after which the alternate key function engaged, displaying the message "What time is it?" For a log of the conversation, those with level two security clearance should see addendum report E twelve.
Though not altogether mobile, SCP one six eight has displayed signs of action when personnel are not present.
It also possesses both vision and hearing, though how these processes work is currently unknown.
For more information, refer to document number one six eight dash two, report E eighteen.
This evidence has led to petitioning to upgrade the object to Euclid class, justifying more secure arrangements for containment.
Document number one six eight dash one: recorded log of dialogue between SCP one six eight and Dr. Howard, dated January fourteenth, 2008.
Begin log.
Item number: SCP one six eight.
Object class: Safe.
Special containment procedures: SCP one six eight is to remain in observation room two twenty-one D of Sector 28.
It should be propped at the full angle that its casing allows, facing the unshuttered window provided.
The entrance is to remain locked, with entry available by request.
Based on prior research, it is not to be used as a normal calculator would.
Discussion with SCP one six eight is encouraged, but is to be limited to a maximum of one hour per day, no exceptions.
Description: Found resting on a desk during clearance of the condemned [redacted] Elementary School building in 199[redacted], SCP one six eight is a Hewlett-Packard brand graphing calculator, model number HP twenty-eight C.
Upon initial inspection, it was discovered that the name "Eric" was carved into the inside of the removable casing.
Upon inputting a simple equation, six divided by three, and pressing the equals button, the screen of the device went blank for three minutes and thirty-four seconds, after which the alternate key function engaged, displaying the message "What time is it?" For a log of the conversation, those with level two security clearance should see addendum report E twelve.
Though not altogether mobile, SCP one six eight has displayed signs of action when personnel are not present.
It also possesses both vision and hearing, though how these processes work is currently unknown.
For more information, refer to document number one six eight dash two, report E eighteen.
This evidence has led to petitioning to upgrade the object to Euclid class, justifying more secure arrangements for containment.
Document number one six eight dash one: recorded log of dialogue between SCP one six eight and Dr. Howard, dated January fourteenth, 2008.
Begin log.
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