Jul 16, 2026 · 7 min · 4 segments
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Its door is to be padlocked at all times when not under study.
Description SCP-167 is a cube measuring approximately 10 meters on its edge, created from an unidentified shiny white plastic polymer.
Affixed to one of the faces of the cube is a large metal door.
It is unknown if this door is an original part of SCP-167, or if it was affixed by someone else before the object was acquired by the SCP Foundation.
The interior dimensions of this cube are identical to the exterior, minus several centimeters for the thickness of the walls, except that two of the remaining three walls each have doorways in them.
These doorways lead directly to identical rooms, each with two more doorways, leading to more identical rooms.
This pattern continues for as far as the research teams have been able to determine.
The placement of these doorways appears to be random.
No pattern has been found that explains which two of the three remaining walls have doors.
A number of rooms, especially those deep into the labyrinth, have red dots or other markers painted next to the doorway back to the entrance.
Researchers have recently taken to replicate this behavior on any rooms they visit, after the events mentioned in document number 167-08.
Additionally, several man-made and natural objects have been found scattered in some of the rooms of SCP-167, including Religious Idols, circa 500 BCE Several treasure chests, circa 1500 CE.
Data expunged.
And several SCPs, most notably...
Data expunged.
Addendum 167-01 SCP-167 does not appear to follow the rules of Euclidean geometry.
Different paths to what should have been the same room were taken by two researchers.
Both arrived at their destination, but neither saw nor heard the other.
How SCP-167 is warping space to create this effect is unknown, but warrants further study.
Addendum 167-02.
A request to test the effects of SCP-184 on SCP-167 has been suggested.
This experiment is under consideration.
Its door is to be padlocked at all times when not under study.
Description SCP-167 is a cube measuring approximately 10 meters on its edge, created from an unidentified shiny white plastic polymer.
Affixed to one of the faces of the cube is a large metal door.
It is unknown if this door is an original part of SCP-167, or if it was affixed by someone else before the object was acquired by the SCP Foundation.
The interior dimensions of this cube are identical to the exterior, minus several centimeters for the thickness of the walls, except that two of the remaining three walls each have doorways in them.
These doorways lead directly to identical rooms, each with two more doorways, leading to more identical rooms.
This pattern continues for as far as the research teams have been able to determine.
The placement of these doorways appears to be random.
No pattern has been found that explains which two of the three remaining walls have doors.
A number of rooms, especially those deep into the labyrinth, have red dots or other markers painted next to the doorway back to the entrance.
Researchers have recently taken to replicate this behavior on any rooms they visit, after the events mentioned in document number 167-08.
Additionally, several man-made and natural objects have been found scattered in some of the rooms of SCP-167, including Religious Idols, circa 500 BCE Several treasure chests, circa 1500 CE.
Data expunged.
And several SCPs, most notably...
Data expunged.
Addendum 167-01 SCP-167 does not appear to follow the rules of Euclidean geometry.
Different paths to what should have been the same room were taken by two researchers.
Both arrived at their destination, but neither saw nor heard the other.
How SCP-167 is warping space to create this effect is unknown, but warrants further study.
Addendum 167-02.
A request to test the effects of SCP-184 on SCP-167 has been suggested.
This experiment is under consideration.
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