Sep 4, 2026 · 12 min · 7 segments
Mauri's covering this weeks MESS. Parents are losing their minds over Oreos in someone else's lunchbox while their own kids are dressing like adults and watching murder shows. A fake San Francisco…
Middle schoolers should not be dressing like their moms.
And it's hysterical to me that you would send a text in a group chat full of moms over some damn Oreos.
I'm just so disgusted with this mess with these football players.
Let's talk about these two bad bitches.
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