9/30/26 STAYCATION SETUP - AREA CODE AFFAIR

Well, here's the thing.

So we do know now, Alana, she doesn't know about you.

So she's not some evil lady.

She's just going to be as disappointed because, Mark, you've probably been lying to her, obviously, that you're single.

So you're playing two girls.

So,

Alana, we do offer some kind of free counseling.

Would you want to try to work this out or you're over it?

No.

No, no, no.

I do not want counseling.

He needs counseling, obviously, because I need to stay calm because now I sound like the psycho and I'm not the psycho.

You're a f***ing a**hole.

And you know what? I'm going to call this bitch and let her know that you're double-timing both of us.

Oh,

okay.

So, Mark, do you want some counseling, try to figure things out? You're letting them have it? Counseling for me and her? For you.

I think it's just for you.

What do I need counseling

for?

Never mind,

man.

I mean,

you're a liar and a cheater, but I digress.

With that said, Mark, you there? I'm here.