The REAL Cause of Flu Season | How To Not Fall Off

Now we know this year, I have not a conspiracy theory, but there's direct data linked to why does everybody get sick this time of year? You ever think of like, why does everybody get sick September, October, November? Is it because, well, they just start seeing each other again and everybody gets sick right around now? Well, no, because I'm sitting on a beach all summer surrounded by thousands of strangers from all around the world and nobody gets sick.

The weather's not that much different in New Jersey right now than it was in August.

Why does everybody get sick around this time of year? Well, here's a dirty little secret, and this is an aside to my point.

The flu vaccine starts getting pumped out.

Everybody, all the old folks, all the kids, the back-to-school vaccines, the old folk vaccines, every CVS, every Walgreens, every well-visited doctor are pumping everybody full of the flu vaccine.

So what does that mean? It means they're giving everybody the flu.

So now you have all of these carriers walking around coughing and sneezing and not feeling great and getting everybody else sick.

You ever notice that? All the propaganda, you walk into the grocery store and they're like free flu shots starting today.

That's all end of summer, early fall stuff.

Now, when you go down the rabbit, it's not a conspiracy theory.

It's just the data is there.

The majority of the population gets their flu vaccine during this time of year.

Oddly enough, the majority of the population gets the flu during this exact same time of year.

It is what it is, right? I'm not a fan of getting the flu vaccine.

I never get the flu, by the way.

Never get it.

I do top off my zinc.

I do keep my vitamin D extremely high.

I'm obsessive about washing my hands and staying away from fucking people.

And Shame on the parents that bring their coughing, sneezing kids to school, to karate, to gymnastics, to afterschool sports.

I'm just saying, you have a coughing and sneezing kid, please don't blow up everyone else's lives.

Keep your kid home for the day or two.

And also the people who you're going to work How many of you have that disgusting coworker that shows up coughing and sneezing like they're some sort of hero because they showed up sick? Great.

Three days later, the entire department's sick.

Now half the staff is working.