MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY

Tea.

Hello there.

I am a metaphorical Starburst.

[laughs] And I'm a Werther's Original.

You're a whirling dervish is what you are.

Do you like...

That's, that's interesting

Do you care about Werther's Originals?

I was just about to ask you if you did.

I love-

I care a lot, a lot, a lot.

I care a lot about them.

You know they do sugar-free ones?

Thank God.

Yeah, with a little blue sticker on the front.

Um, I like the chewy ones more.

When you think of a Werther's Original, it's an original, the oval thing-

Yes.

I d-

... that looks like a red blood cell

I certainly don't think of something that is chewy.

And, yes, they're chewy.

They have chewy ones, which are even nicer 'cause they're a little bit like toffee and fudge.

Oh, I think of the wr- [clicks tongue] Always really fascinates me that you seem to really like fudge.

I love fudge.