Miss Piggy

It's getting towards that time of the year again where the Muppet Christmas Carol will be back in full rotation.

The 92 movie tells the classic Charles Dickens tale with the help of Kermit, Miss Piggy, and their friends.

Well, this holiday season, the Muppets are reprising their roles for a Walmart campaign with a new face stepping into the role of Ebenezer Scrooge.

That's White Lotus star Walter Goggins.

Or that sort of thing where he's actually disparaging how they look.

Miss Piggy, et cetera.

We could go on and on.

It's rare that he gives another woman a comment, a positive comment, but like a sexually positive comment.

And Mike, I watched the film yesterday and enjoyed it.

One of the things I perhaps enjoyed most was when he interviewed Miss Piggy.

I did that.

I love that.

And I saw this very tall American man walk on with a suitcase.

And I was there during rehearsal and the man said to me, you have to turn around because you can't see what I'm going to do.

And of course, what he was doing was bringing Kermit and Miss Piggy out of this suitcase and sticking his hand up there, nether regions.

And suddenly I turned around and there they were.

And Mike, I watched the film yesterday and enjoyed it.

One of the things I perhaps enjoyed most was when he interviewed Miss Piggy.

I did that.

I love that.

And I saw this very tall American man walk on with a suitcase.

And I was there during rehearsal and the man said to me, you have to turn around because you can't see what I'm going to do.

And of course, what he was doing was bringing Kermit and Miss Piggy out of this suitcase and sticking his hand up there, nether regions.

And suddenly I turn around and there they were.

And Mike, I watched the film yesterday and enjoyed it.

One of the things I perhaps enjoyed most was when he interviewed Miss Piggy.

I did that.

I love that.

But I remember the most exciting time I ever had was when I went to the studio, and I went in there, didn't know who was on the show, and I saw this very tall American man walk on with a suitcase.

And I was there during rehearsal and the man said to me, you have to turn around because you can't see what I'm going to do.

And of course, what he was doing was bringing Kermit and Miss Piggy out of this suitcase and sticking his hand up there, nether regions.

And suddenly I turn around and there they were.

What's wrong with a woman

being ambitious? Look at Miss Piggy's ambition.

Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong with that.

Number three is Frank Oz.

He created characters like Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, and Sam Eagle on The Muppet Show, Cookie Monster, Bert and Grover on Sesame Street.

He created the character Yoda in Star Wars and also directed a lot of movies, beginning with The Dark Crystal.

his Person to Wolf movie, and American Werewolf in London, which is a blend of comedy and body horror with... landmark special effects.

Or that sort of thing where he's actually disparaging how they look.

Miss Piggy, et cetera.

We could go on and on.

It's rare that he gives another woman a comment, a positive comment, but like a sexually positive comment.