Closet Talk

boys, what are we talking about today? I was going to say, that's a perfect segue, because I'm going to Porto, and I don't know how they dress, and I'm going to be confused, because is it gay or is it European? That

is the internal question, yeah.

I mean, I can tell you one thing not to do in Porto.

Hell yeah.

Is that when Alex and I went last year, We, you know, we're Australians, we're traveling, you know, you've got your flip-flops, you've got your shorts.

Let's find some time, some locations during the day, maybe the beach.

Then,

you

know, when we go out for a nice dinner, okay, maybe not so much.

But then after dinner, we ended up at this gay club.

Alex not thinking about it, doesn't go past the Airbnb, doesn't change.

And we're there at the door trying to argue eye to eye with the bouncers because Alex is wearing shorts and a tank and flip flops.

I can't believe I had your little piggies out and you were like, I'm going to go to a gay club.

Into a gay club.

And you know what? They let us in.

That's wild.

That is actually fucking wild.

The piggies were a hit.

Sick.

Straight to jail.

I'm going to say this.

Flip flops, thongs, whatever you call them.

Is it gay or is it European? No,

it's heinous.

They belong at the beach