Story Time with Nook of The Book Episode 44 - "The Lost Pilot"

Anyways, long ago in this kingdom, there was a king.

Of course, there was a king.

And then there was a queen.

Now, the king and the queen were beloved by all except for those people that they pissed off.

That happens to everybody.

I mean, no matter how good you are, there's always somebody that hates you.

It's just a matter of life.

You know? It's just, that's what happens.

I mean, look at me.

Lots of people like me.

And there's a lot of people who hate me.

And I have a neighbor down the street.

His name is Toothis.

I called him Toothless, and he said, no, my name is Toothless, you son of a bitch.

I didn't know.

I thought he said Toothless.

He didn't have any teeth, so he sounded like Toothless.

So, you know, a misunderstanding, but now I've not been invited to his house by his wife or family for tea and cake.

I've invited them to my house multiple times, and they're constantly like, oh, I don't like coming over there.

There's too much dust.

Oh, oh, he smells like an old man.

Oh, oh, oh, he farts too much.

Well, you know what? You be as old as I am and not have some lingering smells or forget about, you know, dusting your bookshelves.

I know, I'm getting behind.

I'm getting off topic.