It is Sunday afternoon in New York, and in a parked car outside the Club 91, a bad actor named Chuck Morgan and a blonde named Linda Stewart are rehearsing a new comedy routine.
And although Mr. Morgan's ideas of humor may be overdeveloped, still he obviously believes this act could kill his customers.
Now, I understand what you're supposed to do, Linda.
I- I'm not too sure, Mr. Morgan.
What's the matter with you anyway? Your agent told me you were a hep dame.
Look, Mr. Morgan, I don't need a job that badly.
All right.
I'm sorry, baby.
I didn't mean that.
You see, I want to play a joke on this guy, and I want to make sure that it goes off as scheduled.
Well, the more I hear this joke, the less I like it.
I told you there's nothing to worry about.
This fella's a good friend of mine.
Then why do something as silly as this?
Just to settle a bet.
Now, he thinks he's a great little guy with the ladies, and I bet him 50 bucks he was wrong.
But you promised me $100 for this job.
How can you come out ahead?
You don't understand, Linda.
It's not the money, it's the principle of this thing.
I just want to make a sucker out of Davis.
Davis?
Yeah, his name is Red Davis.
Now, he's a skinny little guy with red hair and pop eyes.
You won't have any trouble spotting him.
It is Sunday afternoon in New York, and in a parked car outside the Club 91, a bad actor named Chuck Morgan and a blonde named Linda Stewart are rehearsing a new comedy routine.
And although Mr. Morgan's ideas of humor may be overdeveloped, still he obviously believes this act could kill his customers.
Now, I understand what you're supposed to do, Linda.
I- I'm not too sure, Mr. Morgan.
What's the matter with you anyway? Your agent told me you were a hep dame.
Look, Mr. Morgan, I don't need a job that badly.
All right.
I'm sorry, baby.
I didn't mean that.
You see, I want to play a joke on this guy, and I want to make sure that it goes off as scheduled.
Well, the more I hear this joke, the less I like it.
I told you there's nothing to worry about.
This fella's a good friend of mine.
Then why do something as silly as this?
Just to settle a bet.
Now, he thinks he's a great little guy with the ladies, and I bet him 50 bucks he was wrong.
But you promised me $100 for this job.
How can you come out ahead?
You don't understand, Linda.
It's not the money, it's the principle of this thing.
I just want to make a sucker out of Davis.
Davis?
Yeah, his name is Red Davis.
Now, he's a skinny little guy with red hair and pop eyes.
You won't have any trouble spotting him.
The rest of this transcript — segmented and speaker-labeled, so you land on the exact moment something was said
Search every transcript — by keyword, by phrase, or by meaning, across every show Radar indexes
Trends — what is surging across podcasts, measured against its own baseline
Alerts — when a name you follow appears in a newly indexed episode
No account is needed to search Radar.