So uhhm…I’m single…AGAIN(yeah yeah whatever)

no i have to go get it downstairs do i need water right now anyway in the span of time that i have been gone oh i'm also getting a bit of a homer so that's also what's going on with my voice um yeah but in the span of time that i have been gone so much has happened oh my god the most has happened and i'm just too excited to talk about it and most of it is just brain rot so did you guys see that man who who ate his wife's relaxer that she left in the fridge You know, I just like watched him have a reaction.

You know, he had like an allergic reaction.

And it's not that he tasted it just a bit.

He ate quite a sizable amount of it actually.

And then he started to react.

And when his wife was telling us about it, it was more from like a comedic point of view rather than a what the fuck point of view.

and i realized that um a lot of people were like oh my god these are grounds these are legit grounds because like that's just him not wanting her to have something nice because he saw it in the fridge he thought it looked good it does look good and he thought to eat it and just so he He makes sure that she doesn't have it.

You get what I mean? Like he'll just eat it just so she doesn't get to have it.

Which is so ridiculous to me.

Because like, didn't you taste it at first? When you first tasted it, what was going through your mind? How absent-minded were you? What's going on with your stomach? Doesn't relaxer burn? That bitch burns.

Like aren't you in physical pain doing this? so there's hella think pieces and that brings me to the question would you leave your man if he ate your if that if that happened to you would you leave the man or would this constitute to at least an ache my second question is are these grounds say you actually are in love with this man and um you actually care for him and you know you love him and you will see a future together do you think that if he ate your relaxer you would still stay And the same, think about it also from a masculine perspective, like a man's POV.

If she did something just so he doesn't get to enjoy it later.

I don't know if you get what I mean.

But are those grounds for leaving someone? I don't know.

What are grounds anymore? Like, because I can tell you for a fact, I leave relationships because I'm just like very...

I take details very seriously.

So when you're not keen to detail, you don't impress me.

And then I feel like it's just not working.

So like when you didn't notice the first three minutes that you're eating something that's like poison.

How am I supposed to treat you after that? Now, am I being too strict? You see, this whole relationship thing is just like crazy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Like, you're constantly conflicted because like the little things, if you focus on the little things, voila, you'll just never have a relationship.

But then again, is eating relaxer crazy? It is.

That's actually insane.