Case #034 PART ONE

um well holy cow yeah okay well that that was a day um you noticed a certain um accessory on me today uh which we'll get into right now i broke the tip of my finger this week and i have a lovely splint and it's well under candlelight i don't think you'll really be able to tell but it's like it's all bruised and mangled and so it's not really even a good story um i got it like stuck in a drawer handle it honestly it's too long to even explain but just know that it was an antique piece of furniture in the drawer or dumbbells so it's already like a very heavy drawer and there was something set on top of this piece of furniture And as I was like yanking the drawer open, which got stuck, I thought said thing was going to fall on me.

So my initial response was just get out of the way.

Right.

My hand was still in this metal drawer handle.

I'll be honest, I don't actually know how the tip broke.

I thought I just...

But your

nail's fine.

Well, exactly.

I thought I ripped my nail off because that's...

How it felt.

That's how it felt and what should have happened.

Yeah.

Like, that makes sense to me.

So I must have... crushed like the pressure of the handle must have just crushed my yeah anyway i still worked out it was right before workout and it was upper body day so i had to hold dumbbells while flicking off

you

know

you know the things we do it's commitment man i'm really proud of myself good for you

but it did blow up to like the size of my face it was purple About four hours later, I'm like, I think I'm going to go to

urgent care.

Do you want to get this looked at? Well, I knew – well, I didn't know it was broken.

I am – it was behaving like it was broken, but I was in denial.

And then, you know, what do they do for broken fingers? Nothing.

She was like, it'll heal in four to six weeks.

Great.