May 31, 2026 · 52 min · 11 segments
Wren and Guile arrive in the Feywild and Lyana gets to know her new cellmate. Merch Store: https://the-bardic-hearth-shop.fourthwall.com…
Why the long face? I thought you'd be happy I got you another cellmate.
How kind of you.
Now you can feast on even more of my despair when he dies like the others.
After all this time, I had hoped you'd at least come to see me as a friend, Liana.
Comical.
I brought cards.
I thought we could play some Queens in the Corner.
Oh, poor, poor Corvan.
None of his spouses want to play with him, so he resorts to the company of a woman who can't run away because she's in a cell he put her in.
I enjoy your company more than theirs, and as much as you pretend not to, I know you enjoy mine.
I tolerate it because I have few other choices.
I could leave now if you wish.
One game.
Your new friend is sound asleep.
He was up all night crying about his son and husband, the poor thing.
He should have known what he was getting into when he tried to steal the ambrosia.
I heard the guards mention something like that.
Did that really happen?
Nyx was going to raise a new archfey last night at the end of a ball.
That faun was the caterer, and he was caught trying to swap the ambrosia with red wine, if you can believe it.
Do you know why?
What other reason is there but to drink it himself?
Most mortals don't know the particulars.
They just know it has the power to make someone an archfey, so they long for it.
Why the long face? I thought you'd be happy I got you another cellmate.
How kind of you.
Now you can feast on even more of my despair when he dies like the others.
After all this time, I had hoped you'd at least come to see me as a friend, Liana.
Comical.
I brought cards.
I thought we could play some Queens in the Corner.
Oh, poor, poor Corvan.
None of his spouses want to play with him, so he resorts to the company of a woman who can't run away because she's in a cell he put her in.
I enjoy your company more than theirs, and as much as you pretend not to, I know you enjoy mine.
I tolerate it because I have few other choices.
I could leave now if you wish.
One game.
Your new friend is sound asleep.
He was up all night crying about his son and husband, the poor thing.
He should have known what he was getting into when he tried to steal the ambrosia.
I heard the guards mention something like that.
Did that really happen?
Nyx was going to raise a new archfey last night at the end of a ball.
That faun was the caterer, and he was caught trying to swap the ambrosia with red wine, if you can believe it.
Do you know why?
What other reason is there but to drink it himself?
Most mortals don't know the particulars.
They just know it has the power to make someone an archfey, so they long for it.
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