Terror Tapes - Cassette 9 - Side A: 'Prime Real Estate'

This is Mr. Clark of 85 Crawley Avenue.

This is the fifth time I've tried to contact you this week.

If you don't get someone to come out and sort this mess out next door, I will be phoning the authorities.

The back bedroom is crawling with flies.

I can see them from the garden.

And vermin, rats and God knows what else.

Banging around at all hours of the day.

This is completely unacceptable.

I want it sorted today.

Hi, Mick.

It's Lou.

Just a quick one before I go out.

I'm heading over to Crawley Avenue to take a look at the vacant.

You know, the one with the pain in the arse next door who keeps phoning.

Yeah, but listen.

Good news.

I've had a word with the landlord and he's up for putting it on the market.

Said it wasn't worth the hassle anymore.

So I'm going to do a proper walkthrough while I'm there and record some notes for the listing.

So I might be gone for a while.

I'll...

I'll probably head straight home when I'm done.

Okay, bye for now.